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Or the ramblings and updates of a mad man.

aka RichDoe
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First a joke: Two elephants are in a bath tub, and one says to the other:
"Could you please pass the soap?" And the other says:
"No soap, radio!"

I love that joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assalted.

Two cow are in a field and one cow says to the other: You know, the grass over here is better than back at the barn. The other cow says: AAHHHHHH! A TALKING COW!

I'm a big fan of Green Day's American Idiot album, and yeah. um... yeah. I am sort of in too Middle Earth like stuff, but in a more serious sense. I love Dungeons and Dragons and really like the Lord of the Rings movies and the Book Beowulf. I'm also into metalurgy, if it makes any difference.

I don't know how to describe myself in just writting without describing all the details of my life, which I conveniently had to do in a Writting II assignment. It is called "The World is My Play Toy and I Have A.D.D.":

#1 The details of my life are relatively unimportant. I live, in my opinion, a pretty ordinary life. I’m not out curing cancer, or bringing about governmental reform, or even trying to fix my precarious relationship. I am however the chair of the student senate food committee, an active member in Alpha Phi Omega, a self constructed leader, and someone who in the blink of an eye push everything aside to help someone in need.
#2 I am a caring person, although I don’t dilute myself with notions that I am mother Teresa.
#3 I don’t think very highly of myself and don’t like complementing myself and actually despise others who have egos and don’t realize it.
#4 I don’t know who I am, but I have a very good idea of who I don’t want to be. I don’t want to be an uncaring asshole. I don’t want to be arrogant. I don’t want to be ignorant. I don’t want to be socially awkward. I don’t want to be a rapist, or a pedophile, or a republican.
#5 I have a very dark, yet adjustable sense of humor that I use to try to keep most people laughing, and especially cute girls. When I make people laugh I feel like I’m on top of the world. I become a comedian and keep them laugh by chaining jokes together and sometime for times longer than 45 seconds! When I make cute girls laugh I feel even better about myself.
#6 I love looking at people. Some people are exceptionally beautiful. Most of these people are girls, but occasionally they are guys. Now I am not gay, but I am a firm believer that no one is completely gay or straight. Everyone, including closed minded dung holes, is existent on a sliding spectrum from 99% gay to 99% straight.
#7 I believe, to a certain extent, that the world can be quantified. I sometimes just think up psych studies that could be conducted to produce interesting results. Like, if you placed 10 females in one living complex and 10 males in another living complex, which group would have a higher incident of homosexual relationships? Now that is a very bad example, which brings me to my next detail.
#8 I have a slight case of diarrhea of the mouth. I love listening to my own voice. I can just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about myself. And other things I “know” about.
#9 I am not a very wise person. I’d really like to think I am, but in all reality, I won’t gain any wisdom until I make the mistake. Either that, or until I realize how bad of a mistake it would be to make it and then decided never to make that mistake.
#10 I like to make abrupt, yet humorous segways that if were materialized into one of those rolling machines that look like they’re from the future, upon turning on my segway it would explode in a cloud of cute baby chickens. Now you would have to take care of a large number of baby chickens.
#11 I often wonder what others are thinking. I would like to know people on a level that most people would never feel comfortable with mostly because their friend would now have a very intimate understanding of their mind and he makes some pretty clever jokes.
#12 When I am tired, I get angry more often. Now there wasn’t even a funny segway connecting eleven to twelve, but I’ll tell you what happened. My laptop has a touch pad. I am tired. My laptop’s touch pad decided to misbehave. I swore at it. It then promptly complied.
#13 I often consider what would happen to my world in highly unlikely scenarios. I wonder what would happen if there were a zombie invasion. Would I be forced to kill my friends to protect myself? Would I be forced to kill myself to protect my friends? If kissed her right now, would I get slapped and alienated from her, or would spontaneous passion take hold? Are my professors good kissers? That last one may sound strange, but then again…
#14 I am very strange. I like looking out for signs of personality quarks in people’s behavior. I like to see their inner fears, and most closely held secrets (starting to sound like #11). I like it when it rains. I like it when it’s cold out and when it’s warm out. I am still in awe of the sun and mesmerized by the moon. I would love to become one with the universe if only for a minute just to understand what it would feel like. I would also, with some hesitation, tell anyone who wanted to know, my life story. It’s sort of what I’m doing right now, because honestly, I don’t know how else to describe all the little details of my life. Even if I could clearly define what a life is, what are the details? Is what you dream of a detail worth recording? Or is it how you see the night sky? Is the scar you have in an unmentionable place something you should even tell others? Wouldn’t they be creped out when they revised your work of writing in class to know that you have such a scar?
#15 I like to make people feel. What feeling? Any feeling. How you ask? In any way possible. I am most fond up disrupting their day to day harmony and introducing something new, something odd. Something that could make them think. I think it would be great to have a large number of people all dressed in black walking around campus one day taking notes on people’s behaviors in not so discrete ways just to emulate how others constantly judge others.
#16 I have moments of artistic inspiration. It works best when I am in a good mood, when I have strong feelings/am in an aroused state (as opposed to being asleep), and I have something to be artistic about. It’s really cool when it happens too. Ideas just pop into my mind and then they evolve into something really awesome and worth showing others.
#17 I live a life of convenience. I only really believe in Judaism when it’s convenient and when I’m exposed to it.
#18 What I’m exposed to/how I’m exposed to something greatly effects who I am, what I’m interested in, and how it will have any impact on me in the future.

In the end, all in all, for the mean time, in conclusion, when it all comes down to it, I’m a very wordy writer. Besides that, I believe that all people, including me, are a composite of many, many, MANY different things. At certain times, or in certain conditions these things that compose this multidimensional being are waned down, umephasized, or greatly exaggerated. Meaning, that I will never be the same person day to day, concluding that I will be ever changing, and finally deciding that the only thing that is true is that these are only a small snap shot of who I am, and that you cannot see the whole person without ALL the of the littlest and biggest details.

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