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TITLE: When I Reach the Other Side
PAIRING: Severus Snape/Sirius Black
RATING: R
SUMMARY: Snape must retrieve Sirius from Beyond the veil. But the magic needed to return Sirius to the world of the living isn't exactly Snape's idea of fun.
WARNINGS: Vaguely applied and completely fabricated magical theory.
DISCLAIMER: Everything recognizable is property of J.K. Rowling and company. I've just got a computer.
AUTHOR NOTES: Set sometime after Book 6, but before the fall of Voldemort. Written for iheartbowie for sunandsmut. Originally posted July 7, 2007.

( ...send Lupin in after his mangy friend. It's not as though he's been of much use lately anyhow.Collapse )

Title: Missing Slippers
Author: hikaru / _regarde
Archive: Please ask permission.
Feedback: If you so desire.
Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Characters: Severus/Sirius
Summary: Severus is missing his favourite slippers.
Notes: Written for hp100. For the "when pigs fly" challenge, aka the egregiously out of character challenge.



Severus sighed and looked under the bed for his bunny slippers. When his exquisitely manicured hand returned nothing but dust, he rolled his eyes dramatically and flopped back onto the bed, rolling smack into his lover.

"Sirius, darling," he said, perfectly chipper, "have you seen my Wunnybun slippers?"

Sirius turned and smiled glowingly at Severus. He reached out and ran his fingers through Severus' long, shiny hair. "I believe, love, that they were thrown towards your armoire today whilst in throes of passion."

"Indeed. Shall we make love by the armoire to retrieve the slippers?"

"Of course." Both grinned devilishly.

Title: Ulterior Motives
Author: hikaru / _regarde
Archive: The Severus Snape Fuh-Q Fest website, and my personal site.  All otjers, please ask permission.
Feedback: If you so desire.
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Severus/Sirius
Disclaimer: The characters and such are JK Rowling's. The evilness is mine. No financial gain is made off of this. I probably lost money, darn me having to pay the electric bill.
Warnings: m/m relations, quite obviously. Characters are both 17.
Summary: Snape wants a one-night stand, so Snape gets a one-night stand.
Notes: Part of the Severus Snape Fuh-Q Fest, which has eaten my life. Response to easy pairing number 12, Snape/Black. This is my first foray into the world of HP slash, but that doesn't mean you need to be gentle with me. Thanks to Thalia, Frances, and Diana for thwapping me with the canon-trivia stick, and for generally giving lots of wondifferous tips and advice and the like. All mistakes, however, are mine and mine alone.

( Now that the castle was nearly deserted for winter holidays, Sirius supposed that Snape had found the perfect opportunity to really sink his claws in, so to speak.Collapse )