Title: The Sorting Troll
Author: hikaru / _regarde
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Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Word Count: 100
Characters: McGonagall, future Weasleys, and the Sorting Hat... err... Troll.
Summary: The Sorting Hat is replaced with a Star Wars favourite.
Notes: Written for hp100. For the crossover challenge.
"Attention!" McGonagall clapped loudly. "Due to a most unfortunate accident," she glared pointedly at a clump of red-haired Gryffindors, "we no longer have a Sorting Hat. Instead, we've a Sorting Troll."
Whispers engulfed the Hall. Trolls were dangerous! And smelly!
"This troll is not a typical troll. He's wise, gentle, and smaller than normal." McGonagall frowned sternly. "Now, let the Sorting begin! Aneshka, Rupam!"
An Indian girl approached a lumpy burlap sack, from which emerged a small, aged green fellow - the Sorting Troll.
"Ah, brave you are. Wise too you are." He waved his tiny hand. "Ahh, Ravenclaw, you are!"