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Severus Snape: Death Eater, or Fluffy Bunny Lover? // PG-13
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Title: Severus Snape: Death Eater, or Fluffy Bunny Lover?
Author: hikaru / _regarde
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Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Characters: Severus Snape and an unnamed male character.
Summary: The Quibbler has an interesting scoop on Snape.
Notes: Written for hp100. Also references my "When Pigs Fly" drabble.  For the Quibbler challenge.

Investigators have reported that Severus Snape, former Death Eater and Potions Master at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is not as tough as he'd have students believe.

Snape allegedly owns a pair of fuzzy bunny slippers, which he wears whilst relaxing at night. Conversations were overheard between Snape and another man (see story on page 3B, "SNAPE TAKES GAY LOVER!") last week, where a seemingly intoxicated Snape repeatedly requested a pair of bunny slippers, before yelling "Yes, oh, Merlin, yes!" Our reporter left the scene immediately to request a photographer. (see story on page 4A, "INTIMATE PHOTOS OF A DEATH EATER:)


Fighting Back // PG-13 ; Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan ; humour
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Title: Fighting Back
Author: hikaru / _regarde
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Disclaimer: George Lucas, not me.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Warnings: Humour, scantily clad Jedi Masters
Summary: Something horrible happens on the JediNet.
Notes: Written shortly after Yahoo, in its incredible dumbness, shut down the Master Apprentice list.

Appeals can be sent via datamail to JediNetCode@jn.admin.temple.coruscant . Responses are not guaranteed.Collapse )


How Dead is Dead? // PG
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Title: How Dead is Dead
Author: hikaru / _regarde
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Rating: PG
Characters: Sirius Black, Cedric Diggory
Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Summary: Sirius has a few questions about the permanence of his death.
Notes: Written for hp100.


The teenager, clothed in Quidditch robes, looked down at the newest arrival to the Other World, who was currently staring at his hands in apparent confusion. "You're dead, Sirius." It was a matter-of-fact statement, not a question.

"How dead? Definitely dead, or didn't-see-a-body dead?"

"Didn't-see-a-body dead. You tumbled through the Veil of Utter Doom."

"Veil of Utter Doom?"

"That's what we call it here. Most of us come to the other world via actual deaths rather than stumbling through some Ministry-protected Death Curtain." The boy -- Cedric -- snorted.

Sirius frowned. "Is it more like never-coming-back dead, or haunts-you-in-your-sleep dead?"

"Never-coming-back dead."

"Well." He coughed. "That sucks."

Hogwarts, the Musical // PG ; HP/SS ; humour
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Title: Hogwarts, the Musical
Author: hikaru / _regarde
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Rating: PG
Pairings: HP/SS
Warnings: Humour, singing children

Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Summary: Only Dumbledore could stage a musical like this.
Notes: For the "Dictionary Drabble" challenge at the after_class mailing list. But more importantly: WOW, I'm writing again. Word count: 532, will you ever forgive me? ;)

A Story of Love, War, and, of course, MagicCollapse )