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One Week /// r ; adultery ; safe sex ; snape/narcissa

Title: One Week
Pairing: Severus/Narcissa
Rating: R
Warnings: Adultery?
Theme/kink: Safe sex
Word Count: ~2600
Summary: Severus Snape is not a patient man.
Notes: Written for daily_deviant. This fic is AU as of the release of Book 7. Originally posted July 8, 2007. Please enjoy the porn, thanks.
Compliant to: HBP, though the plot predictably has nothing to do with anything, and can take point at any point in time. I'm flexible like that!
Disclaimer: The characters in this story are fictional adults. No infringement is intended, and none of the characters are mine. Please love me.

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The Snape Case /// r ; het ; bondage ; snape/luna

Title: The Snape Case
Pairing: Severus/Luna
Rating: R
Warnings: Bondage
Word Count: ~3500
Prompt: 85. Snape/Luna. Bondage. Luna is a medi-witch (or assistant to a medi-witch/wizard)
Summary: Luna is determined to cure her former professor. Snape, predictably, isn't too excited about this idea.
Notes: Written for the Farewell FQF at daily_deviant. Originally posted July 21, 2007. This fic is AU as of the release of Book 7.
Compliant to: HBP, Postwar, but no spoilers unless I accidentally created some.
Disclaimer: The characters in this story are fictional adults. No infringement is intended, and none of the characters are mine. Please love me.

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Drabblesquid: Kushiel's Legacy / CSI / Harry Potter x2

Four drabbles written for thedrabblesquid

Title: Ends of the Earth
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Jacqueline Carey's, not mine.
Fandom/Characters: Kushiel's Legacy series. Phedre/Joscelin; Phedre/Hyacinthe.
Summary: The night winds call Phedre's name; will she answer?
Word Count: 322

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Title: Rome Wasn't Built in a Day
Rating: PG-13 for language and boykissing
Disclaimer: Still definitely not mine. CBS, etc. etc.
Fandom/Characters: CSI (Las Vegas). Nick/Greg.
Summary: If Greg thought getting a woman's attention was tough...
Word Count: 319

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Title: Clothes Make the Man
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: JK Rowling's. I play nice.
Fandom/Characters: Harry Potter. Lucius/Severus implied.
Summary: Lucius prepares his protege to meet the Dark Lord.
Word Count: 251

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Title: Eating the Magic Mushrooms
Rating: C for Crack
Disclaimer: Oh god these definitely aren't mine.
Fandom/Characters: Harry Potter. Dobby and Winky.
Summary: Dobby and Winky prepare dinner for Master Potter. I can't believe I wrote this.
Word Count: 228

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Passage of Time /// pg-13 ; au ; het ; crossover-y ; snape/lucius

Title: Passage of Time.
Archive: Please ask permission.
Feedback: If you so desire.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crossover-ish. Alludes to both het and slash pairings. (Snape/Lucius, Snape/Annabelle Chase, Snape/Phedre no Delaunay). Frighteningly cute. Character death mentioned in passing.
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Summary: An AU of an AU. An envisioned future for Snape on Tabula Rasa is less bleak than expected.
Notes: Written for the_blank_slate, a multi-fandom RPG where characters are mystically transported to a desert island that has some crazy tendencies of its own. Random items appear of personal significance, the food never runs out in the kitchen, dinosaurs run around part of the island, there is no magic, and strange events like bodyswapping happen every so often. This was done for a meme in our character development community where players wrote ficlets about their pup's future on the island. It's impossible to explain all of Snape's backstory without writing a novel here, so if you want more information, just comment and I'll tell you anything you'd like to know.

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Five Things that Never Happened to Severus Snape on the Island. /// r ; snape ; au

Title: Five Things that Never Happened to Severus Snape on the Island.
Archive: Please ask permission.
Feedback: If you so desire.
Rating: R
Warnings: Alludes to both het and slash pairings. Scenarios involve physical violence, character death, mental illness, and suicide.
Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Summary: An AU of an AU. What would happen if Severus would have done everything differently?
Notes: Written for the_blank_slate, a multi-fandom RPG where characters are mystically transported to a desert island that has some crazy tendencies of its own. Random items appear of personal significance, the food never runs out in the kitchen, dinosaurs run around part of the island, there is no magic, and strange events like bodyswapping happen every so often. This was done for a meme in our character development community where players wrote ficlets on five things that didn't happen (yet) to their pups on the island. I did mine as alternate endings to threads or scenarios that had actually happened. In the event that I took dialogue directly from another thread, I linked to it. It's impossible to explain all of Snape's backstory without writing a novel here, so if you want more information, just comment and I'll tell you anything you'd like to know.

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What Do You Seek? /// pg-13 ; snape ; au

Title: What Do You Seek?
Archive: Please ask permission.
Feedback: If you so desire.
Rating: PG-13 for some slightly dark images.
Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Summary: Severus dreams, heavy on the symbolism. AU.
Notes: Written for the_blank_slate, a multi-fandom RPG where characters are mystically transported to a desert island that has some crazy tendencies of its own. Random items appear of personal significance, the food never runs out in the kitchen, dinosaurs run around part of the island, there is no magic, and strange events like bodyswapping happen every so often. After a very stressful period where it seems as though all his relationships have been destroyed by his own Snape-ness, he dreams. The 'Toby' mentioned in the dream is a young man with whom Snape has an on-again, off-again, turbulant sort of relationship. There's so much more to this little ficlet than that, but it's hard to explain the game's whole canon and Snape's backstory there in this little space. If you're interested in what the dream meant, just let me know and I'll explain it. Originally posted April 2006.

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All Part of the Surprise /// nc-17 ; snape/lucius/narcissa ; slash and het ; dubcon ; mild bondage

Title: All Part of the Surprise
Archive: Reversathon community, this journal. Anywhere else, please ask permission.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Look at the characters, darlings. If you think that everything is on the up and up with this particular trio, you've another thing coming to you. Slash and het content, dubious consent, and mild bondage.
Pairings: Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy, and various permutations of the aforementioned.
Disclaimer: These wonderful people are not mine; they belong to JK Rowling and Scholastic and loads of other people with more money than I. Please don't sue, I don't have any money anyway.
Summary: Lucius plans a bit of a surprise for his wife.
Notes: Written for gmth for the 2006 reversathon. Thanks to fluffyllama and corvidae9 for their hard work in keeping these unruly writers in line. Hope you enjoy. Request is reprinted in full at the end of the story. The quote at the beginning of the story is from the song "Firefly," by Over the Rhine. Originally posted here

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Be the Good Little Soldier /// r ; snape/karkaroff ; dubious consent

Title: Be the Good Little Soldier
Author: hikaru / _regarde
Archive: Please ask permission.
Feedback: If you so desire.
Rating: R
Warnings: Dubious consent
Pairings: Severus Snape/Igor Karkaroff
Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Summary: Doubters have no place in the Dark Lord's court.
Notes: Written for the lovely littlecup, who I love more than anything, for the Snape Rareslash Ficathon. Sorry it's a teensy bit late. For the prompt of "pre-Death Eater, second thoughts." I intended to keep things light, but the story ended up getting progressively darker as I wrote it. I hope you enjoy it! Thanks very much to lauramcewan for lending her talented eye to the story. I can never resist tinkering, though, so any oddities you see are all my doing, not hers. The title is from the song "Measuring Cups," by Andrew Bird.

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This Body is Mine /// pg-13 ; snape ; au

Title: This Body is Mine
Author: hikaru / _regarde
Archive: Please ask permission.
Feedback: If you so desire.
Rating: PG-13 for some dark imagery, but not much
Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Summary: After two days of body-switched horror, Snape is returned to his own body and goes out to the beach to think, read, and dream in metaphors.  AU.
Notes: Written for the_blank_slate, a multi-fandom RPG where characters are mystically transported to a desert island that has some crazy tendencies of its own.  Random items appear of personal significance, the food never runs out in the kitchen, dinosaurs run around part of the island, and strange events like bodyswapping happen every so often.  For the past two days, Snape has been stuck inside the body of Sirius Black, an all too surreal and traumatic experience.  Back in his own body, he realises that maybe, just for a moment, he is glad to be himself for once, even if he is stuck with some of Sirius' leftover mannerisms, quirks, and perhaps even thoughts.  There's so much more to this little ficlet than that, but it's hard to explain the game's whole canon and Snape's backstory there in this little space.  If you're interested in what the dream meant, just let me know and I'll explain it. (The 'certain blonde boy' is not Draco.)

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Nothing But Scars /// r ; snape/harry ; dubcon

Title: Nothing But Scars
Author: hikaru / _regarde
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Four years after Voldemort's ultimate destruction, Harry Potter sets out to bring one last Death Eater to justice.
Disclaimer: Severus Snape, Harry Potter, and all other recognizable characters herein are property of J. K. Rowling, Warner Brothers, and several other people with more money and power than myself. I gain nothing from this but sheer joy.
Warnings: Spoilers for Book 6. Sex without romance, ambiguous motivations.
Notes: Written for musigneus for merry_smutmas 2005. This fic was inspired, oddly enough, by the song "Magnolia Mountain," by alt-country artist Ryan Adams. Don't freak out, though -- this story is not a song fic; I did, however, listen to this song about three million times during the course of writing. The quotes that open and close the story are from that song. I imagine that they only make sense to me, with the context of the story, but they are there regardless.

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