Author: hikaru / _regarde
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Disclaimer: They're all J. K. Rowling's, and I've got the feeling that she'd have my head for this.
Word Count: 100
Summary: Severus is missing his favourite slippers.
Notes: Written for hp100. For the "when pigs fly" challenge, aka the egregiously out of character challenge.
Severus sighed and looked under the bed for his bunny slippers. When his exquisitely manicured hand returned nothing but dust, he rolled his eyes dramatically and flopped back onto the bed, rolling smack into his lover.
"Sirius, darling," he said, perfectly chipper, "have you seen my Wunnybun slippers?"
Sirius turned and smiled glowingly at Severus. He reached out and ran his fingers through Severus' long, shiny hair. "I believe, love, that they were thrown towards your armoire today whilst in throes of passion."
"Indeed. Shall we make love by the armoire to retrieve the slippers?"
"Of course." Both grinned devilishly.