Profiterole (_profiterole_) wrote,

Naruto: ZabuHaku Crack!Drabbles

In case some of you haven't noticed yet, I'm obsessed with ZabuHaku. ♥ So here are some crack!drabbles.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, those two would still be alive. Fortunately for us, they don't belong to CLAMP either; otherwise, only one of them would have died and they wouldn't be together in the World of the Dead. *cries*

Title: Haku goes to Heaven
Pairing: Zabuza/Haku
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100

When he died, Haku went to Heaven. At first, he found everything lovely. There were rabbits and they weren't afraid of people. But soon, the boy got bored to no end. Without Zabuza, he didn't have a goal any more.

So, when after a riot, a lot of evil souls invaded Heaven, he was quick to find Zabuza and help him. After all, ninja were masters at disguising themselves. In the end, the guardians found every single escaped soul but one. They never noticed a tall white-clothed guy playing the harp, a smiling boy resting his head in his lap.

Title: Zabuza goes to Hell
Pairing: Zabuza/Haku
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Zabuza ended up in Hell. He was not surprised. What didn't surprise him either was the fact that Haku wasn't there. He felt relieved for the boy, he didn't deserve that.

Soon, a demon arrived to torture him. Zabuza readied himself mentally, he was a ninja, so he was trained to resist pain. But then, the demon got covered in ice and Haku appeared in front of him.

"How did you get here?"

"I just walked through the passage between Heaven and Hell. I didn't meet with much resistance."

Later, the body of Saint Peter was found covered in needles.

Title: But what if…?
Pairing: Zabuza/Haku
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100

Haku slowly opened his eyes. He couldn't believe that the Konoha ninja had been fooled twice by his technique. Then, he saw Zabuza, who looked dead too.

"Zabuza-san?" No answer.

He poked at Zabuza… once… twice… Still no reaction.

Haku frowned. He was getting worried.

But then, he found himself stuck under Zabuza, his wrists held above his head.

"Zabuza-san," he said, trying to hide his relief.

"You need to be more cautious. I can resist your tickling technique without moving. But can you resist mine?"

Zabuza soon found out that he loved having a giggling Haku squirming under him.
Tags: fic, naruto

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