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(no subject) [Aug. 12th, 2008|09:45 pm]
eeky godiva
[mood |crushedcrushed]
[music |zombienation]

its been two years since i lost my best friend. not alot of you know about the treasues ive held dear to my heart.
but when she left i wasnt able to find the piece i lost and never will .

one of a kind and never forgotten

my blaze

with my aunt .

still fucking painful .
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [Aug. 11th, 2008|06:12 pm]
eeky godiva
[Current Location |burning uk with foot and mouth]
[mood |hornyhorny]
[music |sids breathing]

working my ass off,,sids recovering from surgery(dont ask)
its hot ass hell ,,,im horny as a fuck ,,,,,
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(no subject) [May. 21st, 2008|04:54 pm]
eeky godiva
well im flying back tomorow ,,,,i couldnt see one of you cause i didnt get back till late and then we went out but anyway.

i got a long cigarret deprived 9 long hours and then declaration of my birthday presents at immegration. at gatwick.hope they are a happier lot then heathrow,,,,cursed fucking airport that one is.
i swear its haunted by sid vicious!

if no one knows ,,,,after sid vicious got cremated in the states his mom droped his urn in terminal 4,,,,,,where ive gotten off,,,,
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yet another [May. 20th, 2008|06:51 am]
eeky godiva
[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |skinny puppy-smash glass houses]

over in scotland their were two guys walking down a rural road. then in front of them an old donkey walks in the middle of the road with a huge hard on.

the two perplexed men watch as the donkey has a heart attack and dies.
then the two men decide to not leave the donkey on the road so they chop it up .but they through the penis over a hedge.where there is a convent and a nun finds the hard penis.
she brings it to the head mistress.the head mistress says( oh no not father o'rielly!!!!!!
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the jokes [May. 19th, 2008|12:08 pm]
eeky godiva
[mood |chipperchipper]

my aunt told me this one

a bus filed with elderly vacationers comes to a halt cause the bus driver is busting for a piss.

the only place around is a convent filed with nuns.
he asked he nuns but no men are alowed inside.

so he goes around the back of the building and started urinating on the wall.
a nun comes out and says (what are you doing) he says( i needed to go so bad please forgive me)
she says( im curious can i watch ) then she says ive never seen one before can i touch it) the guy says sure out of sheer pervertion.

she grabes his balls and says while shacking and pulling them!(no one pisses on the house of god!

i heard this one in england.

two couples go out to the pub on their way back ,the two wives need to piss badly.
so they stop at a cemetary cause it the only thing around.
one is forced to use her underwear to wipe herself the other uses pieces of a funeral wreath .
the night after the two husbands are together and one says( you know my wife came home with no underwear last night. the other says (you think thats weird !! mine had a piece of a wreath with a card that said we will always miss you from the fire department!!!!

a man gets word from his doctor that he has terminal cancer.
and is going to die soon.
the man goes and sees his son and says ,,i got terminal cancer so we are going to the pub and drink and enjoy.
at the pub the old man says ,,,guys im gonna die soon drinks around the house.
his friends say,,,,oh no what are you dieing from !!!!
the old man says ,,ive got aids!
the son says ,,dad why did you say that !!!!! the old man says ,,,i dont want these shit heads fucking your mother after im gone!!!
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hello [May. 16th, 2008|08:57 pm]
eeky godiva
whats tonight,,,,,dark lovely nights ,,,ill be there like the good ole days.
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moooooooo [May. 15th, 2008|02:46 pm]
eeky godiva
[Current Location |bordom ville]
[mood |boredbored]
[music |what music it doesnt exsist here]

anyhow the worst thing about visiting family is the amount of boredom you acheive by staying 2 weeks whit your 70 years old parents in the middle of know where.i shoveled so much horse shit and got so many bug bites that england seems like paradise.
sid is missing me like mad .im horny ,,,,and no nail polish no musik,,,,nothing to paint or make ,,cause theres NOTHING! so when i go to montreal tomorow i do believe ill be hyper from doing nothing but shoveling horse shit.my family better not say i dont love them.

i turn them into a pot roast,,anyone want to join me on the possible occation.
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2008|01:59 pm]
eeky godiva
its my birthday today ,,,,im bored but happy.of coarce ill be happy when im back in england.
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sitting with my mom [May. 8th, 2008|06:42 pm]
eeky godiva
[mood |blankblank]

who i missed alot.
sid is at home and hes very lonely.he called me twice.i love my baby.
hes stuck with our two dogs.im married now by the way,,,if i havent told.

plane food sucks but i must say zoom is ahell of alot better then british airways.
and cheaper.And i got to have silly conversations onboard.
england is abit of a bioling at the moment but anyway .
i like horsey girls yyyyyyeeeeeeehhhhhaaaaaa,she was my last horse and well she died of natural causes ,,i loved her ,,i bet none of you knew my parents had a horse farm,,bloody hell am i ever a show off in my undies.
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fucking hell what are people thinking? [Apr. 30th, 2008|03:02 pm]
eeky godiva
[mood |cheerfulcheerful]

in my old age im relising that some people ive met in the goth scene in montreal are mere dumb asses. people evolve sometimes for the mere worst and its embarrassing.i love learning about things i dont understand. and my meds have helped alot with my condition. Manic depression.
ive worked with very smart scientists and have learnt way more then i would of in montreal without living in a library.
but there are a good few ,,you know who you are , that understand where im coming from.
jeangee and burny and someone else .

anyhow what i like about here is that theres so many alternatives and goths here.
you get to pic the good ones from the herd.
anyhow sid is a bit bitchy by the fact im leaving for canada for two weeks.
our house looks gorgous.
and i got to go shopping for boots and the such.i wanted to get some here but theyll be half price in canada if the shops are rip off artists like most goth shops in montreal that sell cheeply made stuff.

anyhow ill see my loved ones soon.
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