May 21st, 2006

professor

More Spam Cutlets

this one's not bad. When I read it it punched me right in both eyesockets at once. It's pluperfect. The plupper effect:

punching press lace bug peat hag
diamond splitter pseudo orientalism grade crossing
rebound clip pig-dealing in-marriage
news vendor thought-unsounded a-tiptoe
braze-jointed place-money mid-incisor
spice-burnt steering fork wise-bold
mid-value top-hatted belt line
weedy-haired groin vault tree toad


Did anyone else get that one?


Maaaaaan, I don't want to turn this into some sort of showdown but if wrestling is how things get done, then grease me up boyos, it's time to take this shit to the mat. I might actually throw a chair.


Janine Melnitz:
Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddemore:
If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
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