_pirate_dan_ (_pirate_dan_) wrote,
_pirate_dan_
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scover better

I absolutely detest the job hunt. This is the cover letter I'd like to attach to every resume:




Dear Butthole(s):
I am the most qualified person you can even imagine. I can beat Contra without losing a single life. I require a desk with a window. If you do not schedule me for an interview, you can expect KUNG FU.

Do. Not. Fuck with me.

Signed,

DJ Comstock
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