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The latest passengers on the failboat

Warner Bros. Pictures today announced that it has moved back the release date of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" to Summer 2009. The sixth installment of the blockbuster Harry Potter franchise will now open day-and-date domestically and in the major international markets on July 17, 2009. The announcement was made by Alan Horn, President and Chief Operating Officer, Warner Bros.

Eight months? EIGHT? Really, WB? Is that necessary for a movie already in post-production?

WB is so full of shit. So much for their chances of redeeming themselves with this movie. And to think I was actually looking forward to it.
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How dost thee fail, SMeyer? Let me count the ways.

Rejoice, fandom, for the Breaking Fail Dawn spoilers are true!

To sum up the fourth (and, god save us, not final) instalment of this increasingly awful series of wtfuckery: it makes the HP epilogue seem like a heaven-sent blessing. No, that's putting it lightly. If BD was Crossroads, the HP epilogue would be The Dark Knight.

DISCUSS (or contribute lulz of your own).
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This is me in the foulest of foul moods.

I've been on the waiting list for American Idol tickets ever since the beginning of the season and guess what? OCATV literally just sent me an email telling me that tickets to the dress rehearsal and both live tapings next week are available. Yes, that's right, I got tickets to the finale shows -- AND I JUST LANDED IN CHICAGO TONIGHT. I totally could have stayed with a friend in LA a little longer if I had known.

The worst part is, this is the SECOND time OCATV has pulled this shit. During season 4, I signed up to be put on the wait list at the beginning of the season and they didn't get to me until the day before the finale, so there was no way I could make it to LA in time.

FUCK YOU, OCATV. I'm never relying on you again.
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The obligatory anti-Twilight post

I finally got around to reading this garbage book (it was a .pdf version I downloaded from some torrent site... sorry, but I didn't plan on wasting my money after reading my flist's reviews). Before I get into my opinion of the first 1/4 of the book, let's have a look at a representative of the (alarmingly large) pro-Twilight population I'm about to offend. Here's a post a male Twilight fan named Daniel left on the wall of an anti-Twilight Facebook group, with my comments added in:

twilightOK well let me say something to who ever was the guy bashing twilight! Just because somewhere else some one made out that Vampires are evil is stupid that u can't accept that vampires could b good also (so basically, he's saying that the people who hate Twilight hate it because they're prejudiced against vampires). twilight fans such as myself don't think it really is possible it just we like a good book and enjoy the story (oh, please, tell that to the thousands of girls in the "Because I read Twilight I have unrealisteic expectations in Men" Facebook group). also if you think that the twilight veiw is not really possible why do you believe it is possible that vampires have the apperance of the person they killed (forgive me if I'm wrong, but it sounds like he's trying to imply here that Stephenie Meyer's vampires actually exist IRL) stepine (LOL) meyer has changed the veiw of vampires for soo many people (lol yes, those poor, misunderstood vampires... lucky Meyer's around to dispel vampire stereotypes and portray them justly!) and gotten many people to read (the mere possibility that these are the first books children these days are picking up makes me worried for their generation) soo why try to stop people reading in this educatioaly innept (...no comment of mine can do this justice) country we live in all i have to say the twilight series is awesome

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I feel so much better having let all of that out. *is totally going to get hate mail from her FB friends if they read this*