Cat's dress tonight is hideous. Seriously, I don't know what it IS with her and her dresses. And Mary's dress is so fucking sparkly, I can't even look at it.
Twitch & Kherington, Hip Hop, Napoleon & Tabitha (7/10)
I don't think I can reiterate enough how much I love Twitch. Kherington needs to stop fucking SMILING. Is it just me, or did that performance go on FOREVER? I wasn't a huge fan. I didn't like the concept or the routine very much. There was nothing memorable about it. They danced it VERY well, though. Kherington impressed me. Nigel is so tricksy XD Mary scream (undeserved, IMO)! Whooooooooooooooooa, ADAM SHANKMAN JUST PECKED MARY ON THE LIPS OMG NOT GOING TO REMEMBER THIS ROUTINE BUT WILL DEFINITELY REMEMBER THE JUDGES' PART. Adam Shankman has great comments as usual, but he TALKS TOO LONG, dammit.
Gev & Courtney, Rumba, Tony Meredith (8/10)
Dude, why is Courtney so cute. I can't hate her ;__; AWWWWWWWWWWW they're so adorable. I love Gev's fascination with Courtney. It's definitely D-Bra part 2. GOD, that was so fucking sexy, omg. Seriously o_o Butt grab! Amazing. It was a great performance... they had SO much chemistry, possibly even more than D-Bra, though I didn't like the routine as much as D-Bra's rumba. These two are quickly becoming my favourite couple. Oh gosh, here goes Adam Shankman again. More "for the future" comments. LOL @ Nigel's snide comment about Adam's long-windedness. LOL NIGEL AND MARY. OMG I LOVE THESE JUDGES.
Chris & Comfort, Jazz, Tyce Diorio (7/10)
This is going to be a trainwreck. I can feel it in my bones. LMFAO but their pre-performance clip was hilarious. "Africa? I'm African!" and "When I first saw the sheets, I was scared, because... what does a sheet mean?" Now THAT was a cool routine. Loved the choreography, especially with the music. I was let down by the lame use of the sheets. But oh my GOD, Comfort's feet. There were points when they were completely turned the wrong way, and it was painful to see. I disagree with the judges; I thought C & C were animalistic enough, at least for me. Wasn't memorable enough for me, though.
Will & Jessica, Disco, Doriana Sanchez (6/10)
God, Will and Jessica are so cute together. I know Jessica should annoy the shit out of me, but I like her so much. Holy shit, the death fall was SO, SO, SO BAD. Their recovery was very awkward, too. The spin and lift afterwards were incredible, though. LOL @ the final pose when Jessica dropped her hand to match Will's. That was a really awesome routine with well-executed tricks (for the most part), but there were too many evident fumbles. Also, I felt like Jessica was forcing her grin. Aww, I love Adam for giving Jessica confidence. GOD, WILL AND JESSICA ARE SO ADORABLE TOGETHER FJDKFJ;D I just love how they encourage each other and omg such love <33333333333333 But seriously that was... I didn't think it was as good as the judges said :(
Matt & Kourtni, Contemporary, Sonya Tayeh (8/10)
LOL @ ninja mask. That was... interesting. I'm not sure how I feel about it. I didn't like it, but I'm not sure if I DISliked it either. Their technique was incredible, which is to be expected. I disagree with Nigel; I didn't think Kourtni got into her role enough, but Matt did.
Thayne & Chelsea, Quickstep, Heather Smith (5/10)
Okay, before they even air their pre-performance clip, I'm positive this couple is doomed. Not only have they sucked so far, they got the freaking QUICKSTEP. LOL fashion designer. Thayne is the perfect gay guy, seriously. Awww, Chelsea looks so beautiful! It was so boring -- they didn't perform very well. It didn't help that their routine was so lame. FTF, Heather Smith. I totally agree with Mary -- the entrance (and the ending) were both good, but the rest sucked. Ouchhh, rejected by the Hot Tamale Train :(
Mark & Chelsie, Smooth Hip Hop, Napoleon & Tabitha (10/10) ♥
Oh, goodie, I love smooth hip hop performances. They're always (I mean it -- ALWAYS) incredible. I don't know why, but that's just the way it is. Remember Ivison's? Dombra's? And I love "Bleeding Love", so this better be good. LOL @ "I should not be doing that with another man." Dude, Napoleon/Mark FTW. HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AMAZING OMG. Chills. Goosebumps. WOW. Mark was CAPTIVATING. Usually I watch the girl, no matter how good the guy is, but wow, I just can't take my eyes off Mark. The part where Mark had his hand on Chelsie's chest was breathtaking, especially with the camera close-up. And the way she kicked away the briefcase! There were some parts where I didn't believe Chelsie, but she had really great moments, like the aforementioned hand-on-chest part and at the end of the performance. LOL @ Nigel's DWTS dig. God, that was amazing. I take back what I said last week; this is my favourite performance of the season so far.
Joshua & Katee, Samba, Tony Meredith (10/10)
First of all, what the FUCK is Katee wearing? That's the most hideous half-dress I've ever seen. DUDE, JOSHUA IS SOOOOO ADORABLE. Katee is so right; he's like a big teddy bear. He's so sweeeeeeeeeeet <3 LOL @ the little smile he gave while he was watching Katee. Whooooooa, that was amazing. I loved every bit of it. It was so sexy! Katee looks so beautiful tonight, despite her horrible dress. LMFAOOOO @ Joshua's trousers. GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH. I love the "yes it is" Mary tacks onto the end of her sentences! HOT TAMALE TRAIN! Guys, I think I might be starting to like this couple.
Updated list of favourites...
red = dislike
blue = like
green = indifferent
Joshua Allen (popper)
Twitch (hip hop)
Matt Dorame (contemporary)
Thayne Jasperson (contemporary)
Mark Kanemura (contemporary)
Chris Jarosz (contemporary)
William Wingfield (contemporary)
Gev Manoukian (breakdancer)
Courtney Galiano (contemporary)
Chelsie Hightower (Latin)
Chelsea Traille (contemporary)
Comfort Fedoke (hip hop)
Jessica King (contemporary)
Katee Shean (contemporary)
Kherington Payne (contemporary)
Kourtni Lind (contemporary)