however, i heard he said he'd buy a "sick sports car" if he won the gold. I'M SO CONFUSED.
one thing i know for sure is i don't like him. yeah, he's hot, but he seems cocky and dim-witted. i don't like that he pretty much denounced the glittery theatrics of figure skating. it just seems like he tries too hard to be ~heteronormal so the media will keep tongue bathing him. also, this quote: “I started calling him the swan ‘cause he wore that funny swan outfit, and then he started calling me a mongoose, and I don’t even know what that is." seriously, evan? watch animal planet, okay?
IDK. i definitely wouldn't say no to hate!sex between him and johnny, though:
and while we're on the subject of johnny, here are a few more pics:
(with tanith, his roommate and evan's ex)
ready for your surprise gif?
SORRY I HAD TO DO IT. here's some sassy!brian to erase that image from your mind:
oh, and for all you new fans, pwnquin posted a johnny friending meme!
The Johnny Weir Friending Meme! :D