I've had some really interesting discussions with people (but OH GODDD I cannot remember who) about smut fics.
I like reading them. IM GROSS
I like smut, hurrrr.
First time fics are something else, though.
lol@ "realistic first time sex" depictions in fanfic:
Virgin knows exactly what she wants and feels good and IS NOT UNCOMFORTABLE and comes 50000 times and is wet enough to float a barge despite losing like three pints of blood because it IS HER FIRST TIME and and and..they come together.
(don't even get me started on hymens in fics.) hymen is a terrible word.
author's note: some of the justifications used by militant IchiHime shippers are ... odd ... to put it lightly and passive-aggressively (which is my favorite kind of -ly). heart-shaped rocks somehow represent true romance, but not the actually, you know, gaining of a heart. i applaud their astounding logic because ... it makes perfect sense. this really isn't a dig at the IchiHime pairing or those who ship it; it's a swipe at the idea that while Ichigo was that monster, he was capable of romance. how does that saying go? oh yeah: you can't be a terrifying, unthinking, unfeeling, war machine of a monster without being a romantic at heart. (o wait wat ichigo had no heart in that form, lol. oh well, that classic saying still applies.)
please review. if you leave a review, i'll contact you on chat roulette. oh baby
there is a world of difference between a 19 year old australian boy and a 21 year old american girl.
but no, really.
today i went to the zoo and a gorilla came up the glass and attacked me.
it's a great idea to write as much as possible. writing, like tennis, is a skill that you lose so. effing. fast. if you do not engage it every day. being a former university newspaper editor, this is something that i feel, like, much too much too much too much too much.
i am far too old to be this foolish. (21? is old? actually, naaaaaah, i take it back.)
this would make more sense if it were in numbered form. more cohesive. YES!
OH, SWEET NEWS. i just got a work visa for australia. i applied because of shits and giggles. (or for shits and giggles?) THAT'S MY NEW COUNTRY TO MOVE TO. yuuuuuus.