GREETINGS FROM AUSTRALIA
the latest country i have claimed as my own, hyuk hyuk
LJ is being a douchebag and pissing me off
I've had some really interesting discussions with people (but OH GODDD I cannot remember who) about smut fics.
I like reading them. IM GROSS
I like smut, hurrrr.
First time fics are something else, though.
lol@ "realistic first time sex" depictions in fanfic:
Virgin knows exactly what she wants and feels good and IS NOT UNCOMFORTABLE and comes 50000 times and is wet enough to float a barge despite losing like three pints of blood because it IS HER FIRST TIME and and and..they come together.
(don't even get me started on hymens in fics.)
hymen is a terrible word.
WELL I'M BACK IN THE STATES
and 21 now.
i forgot how boring it was here.
HOW AM I GOING TO FIND A JOOOOBBB ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH THE JOB MARKET SUCKS
I FEEL LIKE AN ADULT
someone hire me! fuck yeah! sounds awesome!
there is a world of difference between a 19 year old australian boy and a 21 year old american girl.
but no, really.
today i went to the zoo and a gorilla came up the glass and attacked me.
it's a great idea to write as much as possible. writing, like tennis, is a skill that you lose so. effing. fast. if you do not engage it every day. being a former university newspaper editor, this is something that i feel, like, much too much too much too much too much.
i am far too old to be this foolish. (21? is old? actually, naaaaaah, i take it back.)
this would make more sense if it were in numbered form. more cohesive. YES!
OH, SWEET NEWS. i just got a work visa for australia. i applied because of shits and giggles. (or for shits and giggles?) THAT'S MY NEW COUNTRY TO MOVE TO. yuuuuuus.
HEY GUYS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY I'M 21 AND NOW I CAN DRINK ANYWHERE ANYTIME ANY PLACE
thank god I can celebrate this splendid occasion by ... being in Canada. specifically, the alberta provence, where you can drink once you hit age 18. turning 21 is not important to these people.
also, their alcohol is really expensive.
I just ate a whole box of gushers and now nature has decided that I do not deserve to live and now my stomach is killing meeeeeee