Diarrhea Of A Madman

(Clean Up On Aisle 5!)

Welcome To My Secret Lair On Skullcrusher Mountain

Under Construction...FILM AT 11.

Till then this'll make do:

I detest politics, yet find myself constantly dragged into it.
I think war is a tragic and largely avoidable racket, yet it is an endless source of fascination.
I really don't mind being a step or two behind the vanguard.
I endeavor to maintain a socialist heart but a capitalist brain.
I, for one, welcome our new robotic/feline/insect/simian/cetacean/reptiloid overlords!

I prefer:

Cold to heat
Pubs to clubs
Beer to wine
Cats to dogs
Dogs to many people
Travel by ship or train to car or plane
Movies to TV series
Luc Besson to Jean-Luc Godard
Good reading to bad TV
Bad movies to bad books
Inaction to pointless, fruitless action
Laughter to cynicism
Cynicism to idiocy
Knowledge to ignorance
Tolerance to intolerance
Profound silence to mindless chatter
FDR in a wheelchair to Reagan on a horse
Reagan on a horse to the horse's ass that is G. Duhbya Bush
A few close friends to a horde of acquaintances
Reality to Wikiality.

I'm a longtime, avid gamer

An opinionated, sometime reviewer:


A Jedi Trekkie and amateur techie

A Marxist-Lennonist

And a former Wikipedian

Turned rabid but ribald Wikipedia critic:


As you can see I'm an omega nerd of many, varied interests and even a few close friends.
aleister crowley, ancient civilizations, angelina jolie, anne rice, anthropology, archaeology, aria giovanni, babylon 5, beer, beethoven, black adder, british comedy, caffiene, carl hiaasen, carol cleveland, cats, clive barker, coen brothers, commodore 64, cowboy bebop, cryptozoology, david bowie, doctor who, dorothy parker, douglas adams, dune, enlightenment, eric idle, espionage, european history, farscape, fawlty towers, fencing, fetish, fight club, frank herbert, freedom of speech, futurama, gainesville, genealogy, george harrison, george orwell, get fuzzy, graham chapman, great britain, groucho marx, hacking, harlan ellison, hermann hesse, history, homer simpson, hopesters, hunter s. thompson, iron maiden, j.r.r. tolkien, john cleese, john lennon, jungian theory, knights templar, kung fu, kurt vonnegut, leonardo's pizza, life of brian, lou reed, machiavelli, madness, marjorie kinnan rawlings, marquis de sade, martial arts, masturbation, mayans, medieval history, mel brooks, military history, monty python, motorhead, mst3k, mythology, napoleon, napoleonic wars, national lampoon, pad thai, pbs, pink floyd, playboy, pogues, pornography, pornstars, queen, radiohead, ray bradbury, red dwarf, reincarnation, richard matheson, robert a. heinlein, rowan atkinson, samuel taylor coleridge, samurai, scifi, sealab 2021, sex toys, simpsons, socialism, soundgarden, south park, stanley kubrick, star trek, star wars, strategy games, surrealism, sylvia plath, t.s. eliot, team fortress classic, terry gilliam, tfc, the beatles, the blues brothers, the clash, the cure, the daily show, the doors, the life of brian, the meaning of life, the omega man, the pogues, the prisoner, the ramones, the simpsons, the tick, the young ones, they might be giants, thomas harris, tori amos, uf alumni, ufvaxers, vaxer.net, velvet underground, venture brothers, video games, vivaldi, wargames, weird al yankovic, william blake, william shakespeare, winston churchill, world domination, world war two, yes minister, yukio mishima