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kids

I babysat my brother kids today and they are so sweet.Seriously, if I was promised that my kids would be that sweet I would have kids.When we asked my nephew what he wanted for his birthday he said it didn't matter because only the thought mattered.My sister kids are the complete opposite loud,obnoxious,and a bit self-centered so, they make me want to stab out my ovaries.

I will most likely never have kids because me plus relationship equal hell.Anyways,I'm one of those sad people who if they dont have kids naturally I'm just going to just import some "stuff" from Sweden (viking baby clinic)! This reminds me I need to find their website.

EDIT- found the site www.scandinaviancryobank.com .I'm sorry but buying sperm online is just too funny not to share.
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LOL, Italian Man

This song very appropriate for this entry

Yesterday I was flipping threw magazines with my mom and out of the corner of my eye I saw something bright green.I turned to see what it was and it was the D&G ad of the Italian team and when I saw that I let out a loud squeal/laughter and my mom looked up and I looked down and said "look lip gloss".It was just a shock because it was STAR magazine and it was about their greek gods like appearance.I just noticed I have never talked about guys with my mom.
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