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On my way returning the movie, "Meet the Parents", an alien spacecraft abducted me, took me to Pluto, and back, in less than 15 seconds. Then, when they realized they got the wrong person, they spit me back out in South Africa. I hopped on the bottom of a jet, which took me back to my home. I started walking to the Hollywood Video again, and there were five or six boa constrictors, and they were hun... gry! To them, I was a tasty meal. The head one started wrapping itself around me and constricting. Too bad there was an animal control truck right beside me. It was a good thing that the snake specialists were on there, because they quickly took them all to the ASPCA for DNA testing. (This is a very, very, very, very true story.)

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My name is Nate, and I have a joke:

A boy asks his Dad, "Is G-d a boy or a girl?" His dad said, "Both."

The boy asks his Dad, "Is G-d black or white?" His dad said, "Both."

The boy asks, "Is G-d Michael Jackson?"

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