So, uh. Last night I took a bunch of Benadryl and people on Twitter took advantage of my weakened mental state and then this happened.

I'M NOT SORRY. But yeah, I'm definitely going to hell.

Title: wish for the release
Author: _mournthewicked
Pairing: Jensen/Zac Efron/Jared
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: ~ 4,500
Warnings: Complete lack of anything resembling realism. (Or a plot.)
Disclaimer: This is about as fictional as it gets, people.
Summary: Jensen finds out about a particular fantasy of Jared's and when the opportunity to make it come true arises, Jensen just can't help himself. (Or: The one where Jared and Jensen pick up Zac Efron at a network party.)

Notes: Okay, so. Zac Efron is really starting to look like Jensen Ackles, as evidenced here. That was my inspiration. Also, the blame for this falls entirely to kamikaze_redux, quidditchkiss, obstinatrix and the rest of the jerks on twitter. (♥!) From here on out, this pairing shall be referred to as Zefrackalecki™.

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( Oddly enough, it’s Misha that points it out.Collapse )