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16 August 2009 @ 04:22 pm
fic: whammied! (a series of unfortunate events)  
Title: whammied! (a series of unfortunate events)
Author: _mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: 8,650
Disclaimer: It’s all lies!
Summary: Turns out all it takes is a delusional fangirl with crazy-ass magical powers to make Jared realize what he has always had right in front of him. (All roads lead to cock.)
Warnings: Massive amounts of crack and an abuse of fandom clichés. (ilu fandom.)
Notes: This random little fic is dedicated to bekkis because her random tweet inspired this crazy mess. Also dedicated to my beta kamikaze_redux who bet me I couldn’t write something under 10,000 words. Suck it! (♥) Divider by waterofthemoon!

PDF version: Here.

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I just died in your arms tonight...: so good you can't describe itkain_abel on October 17th, 2009 02:59 am (UTC)
OH GOD, YEAH! It happened like this, it totally did!
All roads lead to the same destination. So if we just write about it often enough (which we obviously did) it will come true? *o* [btw. the fangirl was crazily great. I would hate to scare Jared like this but if it's for the greater good=Jensen...]

You're made of awesome! It was amazing the way you've written it, and I loved that both of them bottomed nearly equally.

And please, please, PLEASE tell me that all those stories exist out there, like for real! I think I recognized a few but- gwah, I so want to read all of them, like right now. <3

♥ you and 'm gonna safe this so I don't have to fear that I lose it, should it get deleted accidentally or something. Man, you don't know how fucking happy you made me with this.
VodouBluevodou_blue on November 10th, 2009 12:58 am (UTC)
“He also has a gigantic crush on his dickwad of a boss. Awesome.”

“Half of him is terrified and the other half thinks this is fucking ridiculous.”

This was adorable!
nthr_doyleanother_doyle on December 15th, 2009 11:43 am (UTC)
Seriously, how are your fics this good? And

"He sort of wants to scream ‘but what about het?!’ but he doesn’t think that will go over very well.

Dora Bergs: SPN J2 lovesigrundora on February 2nd, 2010 04:53 pm (UTC)
Brilliant! Just absolutely brilliant. I have no other words right now.

Thank you ;)
dana_aeryndana_aeryn on February 3rd, 2010 03:49 am (UTC)
This is really great.
garvaldmains on February 5th, 2010 07:44 am (UTC)
I am like a kid in a sweetshop... i love your writing... i am so jealous of this one, i wish i could have thought it up! Goes to find another one...

The Imperfect Line.: SPN - RPFpenguin_ford on March 2nd, 2010 10:26 am (UTC)
I really enjoyed this, fantastic job.
mrstotten: mod iconmrstotten on March 19th, 2010 10:35 am (UTC)
This was funny, sweet, lovely and just the right blend of schmoop and crack to make me smile :)

loved this line

Jensen gets like this sometimes, when they shoot so late into the night it’s nearly morning and he’s dead on his feet. Jensen looks at him like Dean looks at Sam – like he means the world to him, like he’d die to make him smile.
Annieaythia on March 23rd, 2010 02:36 pm (UTC)
Mmm, having the boys have to live through fanfic? Oh no.. that is not a dream come true in any way.. *cough*
Porn. The final frontier.: crotch stare {J2}glorified_moron on April 14th, 2010 07:54 pm (UTC)
I was kinda afraid of this at the start but I gotta say... I LOVE IT! lol.

My favorite bit was Jared's continued 'What the fuck, oh my god.' AHAHAHA! PERFECT!

Thanks so much for a fun read!
sassyfansassyfan on June 9th, 2010 02:44 pm (UTC)
this is amazing!

I have laught so mutch my dog must think I am crazy!
I'm the girl that you just won't admit you adore.: L.O.V.E.tabularassa on June 21st, 2010 07:13 am (UTC)
ABSOLUTE LOVE. Thank you. ♥
Clareness: SPN - Dean and prophecykenaressa on September 22nd, 2010 07:04 am (UTC)
I've read some of those fics XD
dr_ducktatordr_ducktator on September 26th, 2010 02:24 pm (UTC)
This was so awesome, I can't take it. Such originality. I love the ideas you come up with.
And this?

Jared doesn’t really want to open his eyes. He doesn’t want to know what world he’s living in now. They’re probably Olympic divers or he’ll have no legs or some shit.

laurapetrilaurapetri on December 2nd, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
so freking awesome and funny