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16 August 2009 @ 04:22 pm
fic: whammied! (a series of unfortunate events)  
Title: whammied! (a series of unfortunate events)
Author: _mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: 8,650
Disclaimer: It’s all lies!
Summary: Turns out all it takes is a delusional fangirl with crazy-ass magical powers to make Jared realize what he has always had right in front of him. (All roads lead to cock.)
Warnings: Massive amounts of crack and an abuse of fandom clichés. (ilu fandom.)
Notes: This random little fic is dedicated to bekkis because her random tweet inspired this crazy mess. Also dedicated to my beta kamikaze_redux who bet me I couldn’t write something under 10,000 words. Suck it! (♥) Divider by waterofthemoon!

PDF version: Here.

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Laura: J2violateraindrop on August 19th, 2009 01:53 pm (UTC)
I love the way you played with all the clichés, it was like many fanfics in one story, including two of my absolute favourites: office and future fics :D
myjadedhavok: [SPN] Reality Vs. Pornmyjadedhavok on August 19th, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)

Dude, this was awesome.

Also, I'm pretty sure I recognized some of those plots. xD Oh, life is awesome when Jared's being forced to live through fanfiction.

(also, I think this icon is appropriate most times, but its especially appropriate right now.)
melodious329melodious329 on August 19th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
That was fantastic. I will admit to loving all the fandom cliches that you used but it's great that you made fun of them in a smart way. I liked Jared's real thoughts throughout the whole thing, him hating being back in his lanky younger body, his thoughts on how his Jensen would act. It was just really fun.
I like artificial things: kokeshi darkstrangeallure on August 20th, 2009 11:34 am (UTC)
This was awesome. The only thing that worries me a little is that I think I've read every single one of those stories - in multiple versions, actually. Great idea, great job.
maria9631maria9631 on August 21st, 2009 03:28 am (UTC)
YWyellowwolf5 on August 21st, 2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
Yay for fangirls with magical powers, lol!
Loved it!
Trini: fangirlingtrinipedia on August 22nd, 2009 03:29 pm (UTC)



*her assistant takes her away as she's still blabbing and waving her hands in the air*
I can read Sam's mindwendy on August 22nd, 2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
These are all my fave plots, crammed into one fic! True love shall not be denied. I especially love that kissing the real Jensen was noticeably different than the AU Jensens. MMHMMM.

It doesn't matter which path he chooses. They all lead here eventually.

lover all alone: J2: Jared likes to pet Jenseninvisiblelove on August 22nd, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
EEEE! This was so great <33 Seriously, you've gotta love those fandom cliches ;) Awesome idea for a fic, this was such a fun read!
b r i t t a n y: [J²] the padaleckis ♥brittwinchester on August 26th, 2009 03:49 am (UTC)
This is brilliant! And I think I love you. We should get married ♥
Christingermanjj on September 6th, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
this was absolutely amazing!! :) poor Jared to have to live through all our stories ;D but he just can't run from true love ;P
MacByrnemacbyrne on September 6th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
This is the best piece of crack I've ever read. Absolutely brilliant. Great job!
shickmashickma on September 7th, 2009 06:30 am (UTC)
This is AMAZING!!!!!! Pretty much died laughing at the line:

"Oh god, please tell him that they didn’t actually put anyone’s life in his hands."

So very amazingly good!! Thank you for sharing!!! :)
Let's Celebrate Mediocrity: pic#92969160raeschae on September 23rd, 2009 04:30 am (UTC)
Oh my god! I was referred here because the summary was too amazing to pass up, and I can't believe how hard I have laughed in the last half hour. Brilliant! This is fucking genius! I think I said, 'Yep, I've read that one" at just about every single one of those . . . this was just . . . I know I already said 'brilliant' but I don't know what else there is to accurately describe it. I don't often laugh out loud when reading fic - maybe I'll chuckle - but this one got me.

Epic thank you for writing it!
Elinacanyon_deye on September 26th, 2009 05:35 pm (UTC)