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16 August 2009 @ 04:22 pm
fic: whammied! (a series of unfortunate events)  
Title: whammied! (a series of unfortunate events)
Author: _mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: 8,650
Disclaimer: It’s all lies!
Summary: Turns out all it takes is a delusional fangirl with crazy-ass magical powers to make Jared realize what he has always had right in front of him. (All roads lead to cock.)
Warnings: Massive amounts of crack and an abuse of fandom clichés. (ilu fandom.)
Notes: This random little fic is dedicated to bekkis because her random tweet inspired this crazy mess. Also dedicated to my beta kamikaze_redux who bet me I couldn’t write something under 10,000 words. Suck it! (♥) Divider by waterofthemoon!

PDF version: Here.


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Laura: J2violateraindrop on August 19th, 2009 01:53 pm (UTC)
<3
I love the way you played with all the clichés, it was like many fanfics in one story, including two of my absolute favourites: office and future fics :D
myjadedhavok: [SPN] Reality Vs. Pornmyjadedhavok on August 19th, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
LOL.

Dude, this was awesome.

Also, I'm pretty sure I recognized some of those plots. xD Oh, life is awesome when Jared's being forced to live through fanfiction.

(also, I think this icon is appropriate most times, but its especially appropriate right now.)
melodious329melodious329 on August 19th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
That was fantastic. I will admit to loving all the fandom cliches that you used but it's great that you made fun of them in a smart way. I liked Jared's real thoughts throughout the whole thing, him hating being back in his lanky younger body, his thoughts on how his Jensen would act. It was just really fun.
I like artificial things: kokeshi darkstrangeallure on August 20th, 2009 11:34 am (UTC)
This was awesome. The only thing that worries me a little is that I think I've read every single one of those stories - in multiple versions, actually. Great idea, great job.
maria9631maria9631 on August 21st, 2009 03:28 am (UTC)
I LOVE THIS!
AWESOME!
YWyellowwolf5 on August 21st, 2009 08:45 pm (UTC)
Yay for fangirls with magical powers, lol!
Loved it!
Trini: fangirlingtrinipedia on August 22nd, 2009 03:29 pm (UTC)
OH MY FUCKING GOD.

BEST. J2. ONESHOT. EVER.

I'M BLOWN AWAY, I'M BOUNCY, AND WARM, AND FUZZY, AND FEEL ACCOMPLISHED, AND-

*her assistant takes her away as she's still blabbing and waving her hands in the air*
I can read Sam's mindwendy on August 22nd, 2009 06:55 pm (UTC)
These are all my fave plots, crammed into one fic! True love shall not be denied. I especially love that kissing the real Jensen was noticeably different than the AU Jensens. MMHMMM.

It doesn't matter which path he chooses. They all lead here eventually.

LOVE.
lover all alone: J2: Jared likes to pet Jenseninvisiblelove on August 22nd, 2009 07:30 pm (UTC)
EEEE! This was so great <33 Seriously, you've gotta love those fandom cliches ;) Awesome idea for a fic, this was such a fun read!
b r i t t a n y: [J²] the padaleckis ♥brittwinchester on August 26th, 2009 03:49 am (UTC)
This is brilliant! And I think I love you. We should get married ♥
Christingermanjj on September 6th, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
this was absolutely amazing!! :) poor Jared to have to live through all our stories ;D but he just can't run from true love ;P
MacByrnemacbyrne on September 6th, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
This is the best piece of crack I've ever read. Absolutely brilliant. Great job!
shickmashickma on September 7th, 2009 06:30 am (UTC)
This is AMAZING!!!!!! Pretty much died laughing at the line:

"Oh god, please tell him that they didn’t actually put anyone’s life in his hands."

So very amazingly good!! Thank you for sharing!!! :)
Let's Celebrate Mediocrity: pic#92969160raeschae on September 23rd, 2009 04:30 am (UTC)
Oh my god! I was referred here because the summary was too amazing to pass up, and I can't believe how hard I have laughed in the last half hour. Brilliant! This is fucking genius! I think I said, 'Yep, I've read that one" at just about every single one of those . . . this was just . . . I know I already said 'brilliant' but I don't know what else there is to accurately describe it. I don't often laugh out loud when reading fic - maybe I'll chuckle - but this one got me.

Epic thank you for writing it!
Elinacanyon_deye on September 26th, 2009 05:35 pm (UTC)
This is AWESOME. XD