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16 August 2009 @ 04:22 pm
fic: whammied! (a series of unfortunate events)  
Title: whammied! (a series of unfortunate events)
Author: _mournthewicked
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: Adult.
Word Count: 8,650
Disclaimer: It’s all lies!
Summary: Turns out all it takes is a delusional fangirl with crazy-ass magical powers to make Jared realize what he has always had right in front of him. (All roads lead to cock.)
Warnings: Massive amounts of crack and an abuse of fandom clichés. (ilu fandom.)
Notes: This random little fic is dedicated to bekkis because her random tweet inspired this crazy mess. Also dedicated to my beta kamikaze_redux who bet me I couldn’t write something under 10,000 words. Suck it! (♥) Divider by waterofthemoon!

PDF version: Here.

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catnthecradlecatnthecradle on August 17th, 2009 10:39 am (UTC)
Wow, just wow. I loved everyone of those scenarios (and I must confess to reading everyone of them too) and I loved Jared realizing that they're meant to be.

Thank you for sharing.

P.S. I kept waiting for Jared to wake up mpreg. LOL
Shellz: jared is mr gigglestrueshellz on August 17th, 2009 11:06 am (UTC)
I love confused!Jared
He's quite adorable
kaiba_berrykaiba_berry on August 17th, 2009 11:13 am (UTC)
i LOVE this so damn much!!!!!
AngelicMouseGirl: Padalecki - Ackles 08angelicmousegrl on August 17th, 2009 12:07 pm (UTC)
All roads lead to cock indeed. And J&J true love of course. ^_^

This fic is really, really AWESOME. Seriously. I love the original kind of take you have on the J's getting together here. It's hilarious and sweet too.

He flattens himself against his trailer door like he doesn’t have a hundred pounds of muscle alone on her. -This line made me crack up. A lot. XD
jespretenderjespretender on August 17th, 2009 12:37 pm (UTC)
My zapped out brain is just able to send signals to my hand to type out.... Absolutely gorgeous and so funny!
mangacat201mangacat201 on August 17th, 2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
OHHH.. That was sooo much awesome in there... I kept trying to recognize the fics, but I guess you really found the most hilarious clichés for the boys. And they all lead to one thing, indeed!!
not a morning person...tattoo_kink on August 17th, 2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
Oh WOW... We've got a bunch of fics for free!!! *gg*

Awesome. You did a great job. It was a pleasure to read and all kind of adorable.

Buttermilk Cavalry: franzukkahyperactivelolz on August 17th, 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)
.... you know, i'm not sure what to do now. laugh or cry? i vote for both. AWESOME!
“You – uh. You come highly recommended.” <-- this. THIS = DEATH :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
MoonPuppy: Special_Hellmoonpupy on August 17th, 2009 05:14 pm (UTC)
Bloody marvelous!!

::wild applause::
Essene: J2: nekkidessene on August 17th, 2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
Wow. I really liked the use of all the crackyAUtropes as Jared's teaching tool. Would it be wrong of me to say that I want to read several of those in their full-length versions? ;-)

Great job!
denise_1: pic#87819951denise_1 on August 17th, 2009 05:56 pm (UTC)
Oh wow that was wonderful!! Great job!!
Angelique: J2-ringsvampirebites13 on August 17th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
OMFG!!! This is AMAZING!!!!

I just, I squeed... I LMAO... I whimpered Awe, and screamed NO!... I, am almost non-verbal!!!

Definitely mem-ing this, and rec-ing it to every-freakin'-body!!!

Just WOW!!!

*squishes you and your awesomeness*
itsthedetails on August 17th, 2009 07:24 pm (UTC)
Awesome, so much love! ♥
dreamerkiwi: Frecklesdreamerkiwi on August 17th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
Awesome. Freakin AWESOME!
woodstarling on August 17th, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
YEEEEEEEEEE *dances* This was amazing. Everything was peeeerfect homg. \o/