Hey howdy hi. I'm a ninja with a light-up spoon from a cereal box. Watch yourself. I love Jesus Christ, my savior. I enjoy playing soccer with my mad baller skills and eating dinosaur-shaped vitamins. You know you love it. My favorite food is cherry pie and I have a fetish for The X-Files, Star Trek:Voyager, Stargate SG-1, and JAG. I am a loser, but I'm the hottest loser there is. <3 love for my homies.