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Questions From Your Girlfriend That Aren't Really Questions

“How do I look?”
What it really means: “Tell me I am attractive. Now.”

“Do you think she’s pretty?”
What it really means: “Prove to me you aren’t attracted to other women.”

“Where do you want to go tonight?”
What it really means: “Read my mind.”

“What are you thinking?”
What it really means: “Give me an excuse to yell at you.”

“How was your day?”
What it really means: “Ask me how my day was.”

“Don’t our married friends seem happy?”
What it really means: “I want to get married.”

“Do you love me?”
What it really means: “Lavish me with compliments or I’m leaving you.” OR “I am a clingy psychopath, please dump me.”

“Do you want to try new things?”
What it really means: “I want to know exactly how much of a pervert you are.”

“How come we don’t ________ anymore?”
What it really means: “You’re getting boring, and I am going to cheat on you next week if you don’t do something interesting soon.”

Full Explainations at :

http://www.doubleviking.com/questions-from-your-girlfriend-that-aren-t-really-questions-4486-p.html
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