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13 January 2005 @ 02:59 pm
How could I resist?  

From ankhgrl49, this one really cracked me up:

You scored as The Red Queen. You have control issues, you anger easily, your favorite color is red, and you've always wanted to roll someone's head. Can anyone say, "Anger Management?"

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The Red Queen

81%

The White Rabbit

56%

The Catapillar

56%

The Mad Hatter

50%

Alice

44%

The Cheshire Cat

38%

Could you survive Wonderland?
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ROTFL, it's brilliant!!


And, while we're at it, from maldeluxx:

Jung Explorer Test
Actualized type: ISFJ
(who you are)
ISFJ - "Conservator". Desires to be of service and to minister to individual needs - very loyal. 13.8% of total population.
Preferred type: ISFJ
(who you prefer to be)
ISFJ - "Conservator". Desires to be of service and to minister to individual needs - very loyal. 13.8% of total population.
Attraction type: ISTJ
(who you are attracted to)
ISTJ - "Trustee". Decisiveness in practical affairs. Guardian of time- honored institutions. Dependable. 11.6% of total population.

Take Jung Explorer Test
personality tests by similarminds.com


(Same result as a similar test I did 2 years ago)


And finally, from sophyq:

INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Copy this whole list into your journal. 2. Bold the things that are true about you. 3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

01. I miss somebody right now. 02. I don't watch much TV these days 03. I love olives 04. I love sleeping 05. I own lots of books 06. I wear glasses or contact lenses 07. I love to play video games 08. I've tried marijuana 09. I've watched porn movies 10. I have been in a threesome 11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship 12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy 13. I have acne free skin 14. I like and respect Al Sharpton 15. I curse frequently 16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year 17. I have a hobby 18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing. 19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me 20. I'm really, really smart. 21. I've never broken someone's bones 22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal 23. I hate the rain 24. I'm paranoid at times 25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free 26. I need money right now! 27. I love Sushi 28. I talk really, really fast 29. I have fresh breath in the morning 30. I have semi-long hair 31. I have lost money in Las Vegas 32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister 33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. 34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis 35. I have a twin ... 36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past 37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. 38. I like the way that I look sometimes 39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months 40. I know how to cornrow 41. I am usually pessimistic 42. I have a lot of mood swings 43. I think prostitution should be legalized 44. I think Britney Spears is hot (sometimes) 45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past 46. I have a hidden talent 47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have 48. I think that I'm popular 49. I am currently single 50. I have kissed someone of the same sex 51. I enjoy talking on the phone 52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants 53. I love to shop (well, somewhat) 54. I would rather shop than eat 55. I would classify myself as ghetto 56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders 57. I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal 58. I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. 59. I'm a pretty good dancer 60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington 61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother 62. I have a cell phone 63. I believe in God (i want to) 64. I watch MTV on a daily basis 65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months 66. I love drama 67. I have never been in a real relationship before 68. I've rejected someone before 69. I currently have a crush on someone 70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life 71. I want to have children in the future 72. I have changed a diaper before 73. I've called the cops on a friend before 74. I bite my nails 75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club 76. I'm not allergic to anything 77. I have a lot to learn 78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger 79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie 80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes 81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message 82. I have at least 5 away messages saved 83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party 84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past 85. I own the "South Park" movie 86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal 87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum 88. I enjoy country music 89. I would die for my best friends 90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. 91. I watch soap operas whenever I can 92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist 93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career 94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all 95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story" 96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy 97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it 98. I have dated a close friend's ex 99. I'm happy as of this moment.


 
 
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heartofdavidheartofdavid on January 20th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC)
Re: *waves back*
You succeeded where others have failed!

And I didn't even use my Naked Squirrel super powers to do it! :D

Do you really belong to the Madcow Cluster

The Insane Bovines! Yup, I'm one of those!

I played 'mom and dad' with my next door neighbor, 'Eddy Teddy'. He was two years older than I was. I was a kind of dominatrix type mom. We would play that he was coming home from work. I had a little play baby buggy that I filled with stuffed animals and made him walk 'our children' up and down the street. Really! LOL!
Mnemosyne: smile!_lethe_ on January 21st, 2005 12:00 am (UTC)
Re: *waves back*
Hahaha, it sounds much more interesting than Roastbeef (which is the cluster I'm in), and so appropriate, too! :P *runs*

I was a kind of dominatrix type mom.
Poor daddy, coming home from a hard day's work, and not even being allowed to put his feet up. LOL!
heartofdavidheartofdavid on January 21st, 2005 01:48 pm (UTC)
Re: *waves back*
Roastbeef cluster?!?!? Bwahahahahahaha!

I remember this neighbor was a wimp. He had a big sandbox that we used to play in with army soldier figurines. I always 'won the war' and he would start crying. LOL!