We wanted to let you know that there is a delay with one or more items in the order you placed on December 31 2005 12:36 PST (Order# . . . .). Please accept our apologies for this delay.
Order status can change quickly, and it is possible that your order may even ship between the time we send this message and the time that you read it. When items in your order are shipped, you will receive an e-mail confirming the date, contents, and method of your shipment. blah blah blah . . .
did I mention that I have already received my "item" (a lamp) and it's shining brightly on me as we speak?
I believe there's a delay somewhere else in Targetland . . .
You scored as Mathematics. You should be a Math major! Like Pythagoras, you are analytical, rational, and when are always ready to tackle the problem head-on!
I really hope my sleeping patterns get back on track. I fell asleep at 745pm last night because I was sooooo exhausted. I didn't want to go to sleep, I knew I would be up at 2am, but what was I to do?
I woke up at 3am, tried to stay asleep, got up at 5am and now I'm watching House.
Hopefully tonight I'll make it until 10 or 11 . . . you know, big girl hours!
Some people get squashed crossing the tracks Some people got high rises on their backs I’m not broke but you can see the cracks You can make me perfect again