Some bitches . . .

Other parents are awful. I've said it before, and I'll say it again - only idiots quickly jump to judge and open their mouths. The wise know better. We all live in glass houses, okay?

This doesn't exclude people without children, though. Humans just fail, man. Ugh.

Don't test me.

I will stab a bitch during a contraction if I am provoked.

If you don't know wtf you're talking about, DO NOT TALK AT ALL. It's always the idiots that open their mouths and interject their unwelcome opinions.