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Saturday, July 9th, 2005
3:59 pm
we regret that we have not updated recently. our Queen grounded us for taking her birth control pills and replacing them with asprin. on the plus side, we aren't pregnant. on the down side, she probably is.
Sunday, June 19th, 2005
6:54 pm
we are Enraged. look what our Queen bought.


!!! she claims she bought it as a joke. we don't believe her.

* it's a keychain, in case you couldn't tell. our Queen is not reknowned for her photography.
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
5:02 am
we would like to extend our congratulations to the killer_llamas and killer_pelicans as they are having a baby. or babies. we're not sure which.

we are planning a baby shower. the type where you hire a stripper.

we apologize for not posting much. life in a fishbowl can get pretty boring. we like to drink coconut rum and laugh at our Witch Hag Queen whilst she takes panic attacks because she hates her job. we like her job. it keeps us supplied in food flakes. we do not, however, like her snoring. it bothers us.

Goldfish FAQ is very informative. and we like this site a lot for proving that goldfish do NOT have a 3 second memory span. we have a very long memory span, thank you. we can remember before we were born.
Monday, May 9th, 2005
4:04 pm
Sunday, May 8th, 2005
4:42 pm
look what opheliablue found for us.

</TABLE now maybe our Queen will remove that porceline scuba-diver from our bowl.

Reduce to a minimum what is necessary in your fish bowl.

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Friday, May 6th, 2005
2:51 pm
nothing rhymes with orange
we have had a portrait done of us. we are rather pleasd with how it turned out.

Thursday, May 5th, 2005
4:11 pm
sorry for the delay
we regret not being online more this week. we short-circuited our Queen's keyboard by dripping water into it and she was not able top replace it until today. she is extremely mad at us and has bought a porceline scuba-diver to put in our bowl as punishment.
Sunday, May 1st, 2005
5:13 pm
the killer goldfish
we are the killer goldfish. we have many demands, but we find it hard to type with our fins. we ask for food flakes and an end to porcelin scuba divers, also, please stop tapping on our fish bowl. it irritates us.
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