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Camp.

So we all have to go to this camp thing, huh? What ever happened to teachers having the summer off?

Eh, well, I just hope Hakkai and I can get a tent or cabin or whatever to ourselves!

And that they won't make us go swimming O.O
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summer

I like summer break. Nothin' to do but lay around wearing practically nothing and drinking ice-cold beer...

Actually makes me damn glad I became a teacher!
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    lazy lazy
i feel pretty

Togas...

I'm not even gonna try and figure out what the fuck is going on here.

All I know is, when I got back from that weird arena place, the whole town was fucked up. And everyone was wearin' these toga things.

And I am not the sort of guy who wears skirts! But Hakkai does look damn sexy in his...
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    confused confused
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...the fuck?

What are these things? I'm trying to teach a fucking math class, and suddenly the kids are all paying attention to some rabbit-y things instead of the lesson!

Although, I guess they are kinda cute...in an evil, fuzzy sort of way...
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    annoyed annoyed
scandalous rogue

Oh fuck!!

Hey, Hakkai... Uh, while you were out getting groceries, this tree fell down and crashed through our bedroom window. I'm ok, but the room's pretty fucked up...
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    surprised OMG
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Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE THIS PROBLEM??

But that aside...none of my usual solutions are fucking possible right now!

Well, I guess I can take this as a chance to re-familiarize myself with the female anatomy...

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    cranky cranky
scandalous rogue

what. the. fuck.

So this morning I woke up, not in my own bed with Hakkai, but in a very frilly and very unfamiliar bed. And...I had boobs. Really, I did.

I finally figured out that somehow I was in the body of a girl who goes to the high school. So I got dressed (an adventure, let me tell you...at least I have some experience undressing women, though!), grabbed a backpack lying there, and managed to find the school.

But when I found Hakkai...he wasn't Hakkai.

WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
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    confused confused
scandalous rogue

This sucks.

Hakkai's sick. I hope I don't catch it like I did last time...


'Kai, do you want anything? Soup? Ginger ale? Beer? Company?
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    horny horny