I've decided it would be easier to name a racehorse than a band. I want to be a professional racehorse namer. I think I'd be good at it. Here are the names I came up with today:
-Dribbly Man Bits
-Pope's stunt double
-But not for long/Butt-knot Furlong <- Imagine a horserace announcer "Dribbly Man Bits is in the lead, But not for long (comes up behind him)"
FYI, A furlong is one-eighth of a mile, 220 yards, 660 feet or 201.168 meters.