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Jan. 2nd, 2009 | 11:24 pm
mood: bitchy bitchy

To you, asking me how to break up. Go to hell.

To you and your stupid greeny mucousy friend. Fark you.

To your big fat pimple. Zap you to death.

To you, you, you and you. May you get dizzy, woozy and delirious from my germie babies gg ard.

I cannot eat chocs because of greeny mucousy friend. KNN.
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Angry angry angry!!!!!!!

Jun. 4th, 2006 | 06:16 pm

<RANT>

RAWARRRRRRRR~~~~~~

How can pple be so stupid, so selfish, so idiotic!!!!!

Over the last wk, I tink I've seen all kinds of pple liao. Gah.. Irritating the hell out of me.. At how such pple exists.

How can pple leave their female friend in a foreign land and at 2am at night!! After pubbing!! No fone, no cash.. dun even wait for her to come back!! TMD!!! Hope they all kena langah by lorry, bodies thrown into the Yellow river.

If u think tt cursing pple to get killed is very evil of me, u must be crazy lor. Wad if the female kena raped, sold or lost till duno where? No money no fone leh. Siao bo. Not Sg lor.. China leh. TMD. Den never apologise for nt waiting for her. All act like nothing happened. Act blur very nice issit!! And all the damn guys act blur like nothing happened also lor!! WTH!! Ger can act blur, it is our luxury. But Blardy hell, guys acting blur is nt cool or funny lor. It's damn irritating! And dun act cute lah. Guys acting cute can cause a flower to rot n wilt instantaneously. PUI!!!!!!

All the dumb dumb fair weathered friends. To tink that she still forgo her Huangshan trip to accompany one of the gers, scared she lonely. These kind of pple no need to care lor. Can even use shoe and throw at them.. Shoe ex, use slipper instead. And never even apologise to her, can get angry with her for leaving w/o telling them somemore!! She got nothing with her lor! How far do u think she will go! U pple all slow n cock issit?

And these pple like focus on all the not so impt matters and leave out all the big big matters so that it will look like it's nt their fault. And the poor ger also canot do anything but endure. These pple all something wrong with their brains one. Parents never teach properly issit! Pple gif u an inch, U take a yard. Enuf is enuf lor. ptooi!

And finally, all those guys who try to act blur should just all go incinerate themselves. Blardy nimkumpoots. What must it take to tell u that it is a luxury given the the female species. Take it like a man lah! (Nobody ever says take it like a woman for a reason right!!!)

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Argh!

May. 15th, 2006 | 01:14 pm

Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag
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Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag Nag

Dun disturb me liao lah! I is veli the angwee... tmd.
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Would you go to bed with me?

Mar. 14th, 2006 | 09:35 pm

On listening to the above mention song:

Hairy Lu: *bleah*

Hairy Lu: So this song just repeats itself? And its a song?

Me: *nods*

Hairy Lu: *pui*

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On listening to Saturday night by wigfield:

Hairy Lu: Y do u haf such funny songs?

Me: To dance to mah.

Hairy Lu: And just now tt go to bed song also?

Me: *nods*

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On hearing V6's Darling:

Hairy Lu: "Darling! Darling! Ii just night
Wari kirenai shotto ni good tokiteru"

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On Lamp Chop's ending tune:

Hairy Lu: Ohhh, it ended!

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On Edison's bounce(which has the same tune as tuo diao):

Hairy Lu: starts singing the na-na-nanana-nanana-nanana when it doesn't exist in this version

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Ok, this prolly wun make sense to other pple -___-" Lemme try something else.

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Conversation during Law lec:

Me: Eh, I know the godma of *target gurl* leh. U pass me ur pic lah, den i can go show auntie who the person gg after her god daughter is.

Loser: My frens let her see the cmi pics of me lor. Want to show also show nicer one mah. *proceeds to take out his resume photo*

Gareth: Wah, this one looks like those male brides aka xiang qing photo leh!

Me: *glances at it and returns pic to him* eh, u gimme lah, den i can show auntie mah, den she will know u actually dun look kns like the other pics.

*2 hrs later after the lecture*

Loser: "Eh, this one 交给你保管lah." *passes me his pic*

Me: *Stunned, but takes it anywae*

*5 mins later*

*Gareth receives fone call*

Gareth: Eh, *loser's name* wanna speak to u.

Loser: Eh, I think u pass the pic to Gareth lah.

Me: Orh.

*Gareth comes up with the bright idea to torture him by saying he will pass the pic to godma*

*Loser proceeds to call him 6 times n sms him another 6 times over the night*

Next morning...

*Gareth complains loser disturb him for the whole night*

Gareth's FYP Partner: Eh, I think *loser's name* should change to my initials AA lah. Attract Attention lor!

Me: Yar lor! I din even ask for the pic after the lesson. Is he gif me one lor. *shakes head*

Gareth: 烂不是他的错!!

Me: -_____________-|||||

Mar. 11th, 2006 | 12:25 pm

B: 你觉得他人如何?

A: 我觉得他很烂哦.

B: 你要知道, 烂不是他的错. 所以你不能怪他.

A: 我没有怪他啊! 我没说这是他的错. 他没错啊, 但是这不代表他不烂.

B: 可能是他的成长过程他才会这样的. 所以你不能说他烂.

A: 烂就是烂. 但是烂不代表是他的错. XÞ
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Mar. 9th, 2006 | 01:18 pm

wanna die liao. fyp gg down the drain. no more blogging. for now at least. Cannot kill my one source of destress.

FYPFYPFYP
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Mar. 8th, 2006 | 12:25 pm

Why do some pple make other pple's lives miserable just because someone made theirs hellish?

And why do some pple just make other pple miserable becase they are scared?

Life's a bitch. Damn.
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Mar. 8th, 2006 | 01:55 am

No matter how irritating he might sometimes be, he still drops me an sms, a call or comes online to make sure I'm doing ok.

I'm v hard to please meh? KNS. T___T

Reasons pple tell me why I'm hard to please.

Too independent liao lah, got diff mindset of being happy

Eh, u think I want to work ah? Give me a choice of work or laze ard waiting for $$ to come of cuz i'll choose the latter. I'm nt a workaholic ok, neither am I such a noble soul to find 100% pleasure in teaching. I'm just realistic lor. Want to work also must find something tt pays me well + got added social benefits. Not the other wae round. Diff priorities ah.. (Note tt studying is nt in the picture...)

So picky!!! Please u like must move mountains, swim oceans one!

Pple say picky, u also join in the fun. Siao ah! I where got picky lor. Kns. I dun anyhow pick things up one okaaaaay!!!! Go pick urself. Move mountain somemore, think wad, trekking ah. *grumbles*

U v critical abt everyone lor. Pple think u happy, den u go criticise them.

But I dun tell everyone what i dun like abt them wad. If I tell u what I dun like abt u, u must be v v honoured lor. I only tell tt to those whom I'm damn close to, those whom I always make fun of and those whom I super duper cannot stand being beside them(by this stage, i tell u, must be super duper jialat kind lor.. a gd example will be loooking+smelling like a rubbish bin) And hor, using the example of the guy in my lec who always comes to tutorial in the same black t shirt one(I only notice cuz he always sites with my suai ge and the black shirt is always the black one with the cmi kakashi ninja figure imprinted at the back) He plan swee swee every tues wear the same t shirt one meh!! If u are reading this right now, pls change shirt every mon, tues and thurs. Better still, can dun wear the same thing for at least 2 wks or not???????? -_-" But I no go up to u and tell u. Cuz a) I duno u. b) I'm nt gonna be standing near u. c) Tell u, U also thing i ah siao. d) I like having a subj to keep me entertained during lecs n tuts. (I think today overload lah. Nt enuf sleep. Uncle Gareth see me also scared. Wahahahahaa *roars*)

U club too much wor~ See so many things, still easy to please meh?

Who dare to say I club too much!!!!!!!! I never go club for v long liao wor!!!! I even cut down on drinking!! ANGWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes, u mad tt time, v scary one leh. Do everything also cannot please u

Y my frens all so off topic one?!?!?!!?!?!?!






I dun care liao. Hard to please, hard to please lor. So long as I'm nt doing the pleasing. *Feels like STABBING the PERSON who TOLD me tt just now.. TMD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


ps: In bad mood lah. FYP nt getting on v well, nt enuf sleep, and it's almost 2 liao. I can go on n on but I shall nt bore u peeps with the boring details. Just sleep n make sure tmw is a better day. *weak fake smile*

pps: Did I mention tt my HTML super super big time? bleaghhhhhhhhh
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