April 14th, 2006

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Dr. DuckHawk’s Cure for Common Ailments

Dr. DuckHawk’s Cure for Common Ailment


# if you have a sorethroat, drink one can of ice cold beer, then go sleep. when you wake up, the sorethroat would have gone away
# if you have a cough, make sure you know what kind of cough.
- dry cough, it’s ‘cold’ cough, drink one cup whisky with warm water. go sleep and you will recover.
- cough with yellowish phelgm, it’s ‘hot’ cough, drink one can of ice cold beer, then go sleep. wake up and the cough is gone.
- cough with greenish phelgm, it’s ‘windy’ cough, do NOT drink any cold drinks. take one cup whisky with warm water and go sleep.
# if you have fever, similarly, one can of ice cold beer, go sleep and the fever will go away.

note: do not drink more than one can or one cup of beer or whisky! anything more, you will get dehydrated and it will be worse.

Dr. DuckHawk’s tag: Beer .. The Ang Moh herbal tea!
(Joel: To which, the "waiter" at Botak Jones went "Bullshit.")

disclaimer: the above concoctions are meant as a joke. try this at your own risks. i will not be held responsible for any accidents or mishaps that may happen to idiotic fools who might think that these are real cure.