GUH. This is so amazing. Oh Stoya ♥
She doesn't know it, but we're going to get married.
Okay, so last night I watched the trailer for Pirates 2. No, not those movies with Johnny and Keira, I mean the porn one. And I don't usually post up trailers but, dear lord, the hilarity of this one must be seen by all. It's G-rated if you're going by sex and nudity. It is, however, R-rated if you're going by acting.
Oh Stoya, the things I'll do for you.