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Xena: Painted up your secrets

"Nice to meet you, and please don't gnaw on our beaks."

Tacos and Encino Man.

This is my day.

PS: Encino Man isn't very accurate. I'm pretty sure they took some liberties with pre-historic man. And history. And biology. And law. And the fact that Pauly Shore is in high school.

PPS: IJ has been down all day and it's driving me crazy.

EDIT: From Lara on the teaching of certain impossible tasks: "Except that would be trying to beat a brick wall with a dead horse."
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Stoya: Let's play doctor

This BSG moodtheme > ...anything that is not this BSG moodtheme.

"Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won't think you're going gaga." - David Ogilvy

With this in mind I am now going to have to start making myself a little crazier. (NO COMMENTS, I meant the awesome kind of crazy and not the... me kind of crazy.) What would throw me over into 'eccentric madwoman' territory? Except, not lots of cats.

Oh hey look, let's do a writer's block!

What do you miss most about being a kid?

The only thing I miss about being a kid is the fact that you never had to worry about stuff like bills. If there was something that needed to be paid it would get paid and you'd never even know about it. Now that I'm living away from parentals it's clear how much I took that for granted. Damn daily life expenses.

I do not miss, however, not being able to reach high shelves or buy alcohol. (Except now that makes it sound like I was a boozey ten-year-old. Which was, of course, not the case. I was only allowed one martini a day and that was only if I tidied my room. My parents were pretty damn tough.)

I bet she just needs more practise...

Raen: No, it's not the same. I can't be cute with my vagina.

Edit: "No, don't post that! People don't need to know what it can't do! It'll never attract a mate!"

Edit again!: A gem of stupid from here...

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

AHAHAHAHA! Awesome. And stupid.
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You're an unrescuable schizo

Sena's going away do last night turned out to be a nice, but quiet, affair. We had very nice expensive cake and everything. Thanks to all who showed up and wished her good travels and all that.

I spent the night sober. Get a load of that, folks. Yes, I was drinking. And, yes, at one point I was quite tipsy but then I switched to coke and tea. ... But not together. Eww.

My exciting plans for my Saturday include not much more than cleaning my room. *looks around* Oh dear. This could take a while...

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Life remained a blank canvas, a cliche, a soap opera. I felt lethal, on the verge of frenzy. My night bloodlust overflowed into my days and I had to leave the city. My mask of sanity was a victim of impending slippage. This was the bone season for me and I needed a vacation. - 'American Psycho' Bret Easton Ellis.

Just a passage:

She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled up. When she laughed I wanted her again. A minute later she asked me if I loved her. I told her it didn't mean anything but that I didn't think so. She looked sad. But as we were fixing lunch, and for no apparent reason, she laughed in such a way that I kissed her.

'The Stranger' by Albert Camus
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When did it get to the point when 4 ciders sent me off the deep end?

that's fucked up, dude.


I say dude alot.


someone's behind me. WAA!!!!!!!11eleven!! *bends*


Des: Ummm, lost my thoughts because boys are poos. Dammit.

Hey Ali! you have glasses.

Ali: Yes. No eyeballs. Glass good.

Des: I'm not as drunk as I play it up.


Even if my me is all woooooobly.

Tim: I wonder if this counts as a livejournal binge?

Des: mmmm, binge. I'm lj-bulemic. (how do you spell that? fuck.)


Okay, i'm done now.