Tags: porn with pirates

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Bad action films made me who I am



How bad does this look?

How much will I totally be seeing it?

Don't pretend that Conan the Barbarian wasn't an important part of your childhood! ...or maybe that was just mine? You know... looking back on it... Arnold Swarchenegger really was quite involved in my formative years: Terminator(s), Predator(s), Conan(s), Total Recall (which SCARRED ME, If you're reading this, mother!)

But this Conan is different. Because this Conan is Jason Momoa and I want into his pants. Like every sane person should.
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A small technical problem... was it the -acting?-

Okay, so last night I watched the trailer for Pirates 2. No, not those movies with Johnny and Keira, I mean the porn one. And I don't usually post up trailers but, dear lord, the hilarity of this one must be seen by all. It's G-rated if you're going by sex and nudity. It is, however, R-rated if you're going by acting.



Oh Stoya, the things I'll do for you.