Tags: berserker raaaage!

-- Come away oh human child

Silent Hill, not actually all that silent it turns out.

Lewi has come over to visit Lara (and us a little bit, but mostly Lara!) and he's teaching me how to play Silent Hill like the n00b I am. Which involves a lot of swearing at the screen when the monsters show up, insulting their mothers and sexual proclivities. (Turns out, when monster killing, I turn into a raging misogynistic who yells things at the screen like "die, you fucking whore beast from hell! FUCKING EAT MY BAT!" Which is... a little concerning for my inner mental state, I'm sure.)

I have discovered two things about this game so far. First that, oh my god, is there a shit load of walking around. Down streets, in buildings, walking walking walking gimme more monsters! (So I can panic.) And secondly, the protagonist that you play, James? A complete and utter walking Doesn't Deserve To Live. Oh, so stupid! So stupid! Let me count the ways.

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I might understand all this if he were some super cool marine dude before coming to Silent Hill, but he was a regular freaking guy! He has no badassary excuses!

Also, at some angles, he looks like Edward Cullen. No one else seems to see this, but I do. I SEE IT. And it means my desire to help him remain alive is even less. Damn he and I being the same person!
X-Men: Burn this whole world down

Once again the most attractive men are fictional...

My nacho cooking timing was off and Alison isn't home yet. *stalls cooking with lj*

The Wolverine trailer is out and I can't watch it because we've almost gone over our internet thingy. asdfghjkl. I'm dying. I must see it immediatly! Wolverine! That would be enough of a reason but let's add to that Gambit (TAYLOR!) and DEADPOOL. DEADPOOL. Oh my god, I'm having a fangasm. I need this trailer. And Dominic Monaghan is Beak. Hahaha! Apparently they aren't going to make him look like comic!Beak though, which is kinda sad. Hobbit Chicken. And someone said they spotted Emma Frost but she must just be a cameo since I don't remember seeing her on the cast list. Mmmmmm... Emma. I approve of the hotness of this film and I hope for berserker rage from Wolverine. (I would have hoped for Jubilee too but I've long given up on this by now. Bloody movie!Rogue usurping Jubilee's place!)

God, I freaking love me some geekary.

ALISON, GET YOUR BUTT HOME SO I CAN FINISH THE NACHOS.

On the continued train of geekary: ohmygod, Friday is X-Files day, oh hell yes it is. Please be good, pleeeease be good. I have such high hopes though I'm trying not to. But at least it's Mulder and Scully and not Liquid Metal Terminator and Random Chick. And then after X-Files there will be drinking and Alien Apocalypse with Bruce Campbell. Bwaha. It's gonna be so good, in a really bad way :D