- The porpoise is second to _honeyspider as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
- _honeyspider can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from _honeyspider!
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to _honeyspider.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at _honeyspider!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using _honeyspider!
- _honeyspider will often glow under UV light.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up _honeyspider!
- _honeyspider is incapable of sleep!
- Ostriches stick their heads in _honeyspider not to hide but to look for water!
All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to _honeyspider
I find that hard to believe. Why are mine not black as well?