Circe (_honeyspider) wrote,
Circe
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For your own sanity, ignore this post.



Raen, you can NEVER call me a music elitist again. Not ever. Not after some of the things I've been reading this morning.

HIM fans. Fucking overdramatic teenybopping elisists! I want to HURT THEM and break their pretentious necks! "Oh, no one should be allowed to call themself a HIM fan if they heard them on the radio" "TRUE fans found the band through difficult means." "When I hear HIM on the radio I turn it off and my whole day is RUINED!"

GET. A. FUCKING. LIFE. BEFORE. I. KILL. YOU.

People are allowed to like music! Whoopdeedoo! You've been listening to HIM for 5 years. Yep, you're totally more L33T than everyone else in the world. God forbid someone started listening to them recently. They can't really be a fan, can they?

Oh god, A band you ADORE is successful and the band is doing incredible for themselves. Quickly! Complain! Call them sellouts! Yeah, there's a twitch in me when I see 6 million HIM t-shirts somewhere or little kids wearing them but at least I'm not as bad as YOU people! They're popular and liked: SELLOUTS! Granted, Dark Light wasn't the most brilliant album from them...

Speaking of. If you're using anything off Dark Light to confirm how hardcore a HIM fan you are then I laugh. Because it is, in my opinion, their very weakest album, and most of the things that came before are far above. (It's not an awful album, but it's not as good.) So saying things like 'Preps like Wings of a Butterfly and it was a single so they must be stupid posers! But I like Killing Loneliness more than LIFE so I'm truly a better fan!!'

Oh, and then there's the 'You listen to [insert band here]? No true HIM fan would also listen to that band. You're such a poser!'

Guh! MUSIC ELITIST SCUM!!

A small part of me is almost glad I'm not going to get to the HIM concert. I just know everyone there will be competing for who is a bigger fan.

"Well, I have 42 Heartagram shirts. OMG my mum like totally thinks I'm a devil worshipper! I'm gonna kick the shit out of Bam Magera for being such a stealing cock!"

"ZOMGBITCH! Bam is totally Ville's true love!! DON'T DISS THEIR LOVE! Jonna's a WHORE!"

"Totally a whore! I should marry Ville instead!"

"Your FACE is a whore!"

"Oh yeah?? Well, you heard HIM on the radio and didn't switch it off and say the holy prayer of Our Ville to make up for it! Bad fan!"

"Ville's innocent! There was no flowerpot!!"
Tags: casual sexism, him
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