I'm just a small flightless bird from a group of islands in the north Pacific called the Yum Yum Atoll. After civil war broke out between the aristocracy (the Hoomiecats) and their perennial enemies, the Coconuts (on Yum Yum, Coconuts have become not only sentient, but crafty and rebellious), I stowed away on a worm boat (next to tourism, Yum Yum's biggest industry is worm farming) bound for San Fran. From there, I hitched rides across this great land (being a flightless bird ain't all it's cracked up to be) to New York City, where I currently reside. I work at a job in an office with a bunch of weirdos - I'll spare you the details. Suffice it to say that here I am: a monkeycat new to live journal and the wonders it has to offer. Feel free to say hello, and recommend any interesting blogs, films, fan fiction (particularly of the Harry Potter variety, and particularly of the Severus Snape subsect of that), novels, places to visit, restaurants, toilets, street performers, sexy persons, lobbyists, industrial plastic wholesalers, whale breeding grounds, or whatnot that you might think a monkeycat would enjoy.