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Tweets for Today



  • 07:38 The only thing now beating the new Cthentacle supplement at RPGNOW is the red cross charity donation. #awesomeo #
  • 11:12 6-Pack Adventures: Desecration RELEASED! nblo.gs/eJHeG #
  • 11:20 New design at #femmegamer - tinyurl.com/65hd89a #
  • 11:44 I was just going to have a nice relaxing morning and enjoy @kostika 's day off with her this afternoon, but no... grr and rar. #
  • 11:59 Whoever it was that turned me on to School of Seven Bells, thanks. #Music #
  • 13:10 Does 'practical' science have a knock-on effect to 'theoretical' science in the same way as vice versa? #SCIENCE! #
  • 14:07 I need another pair of Time Trousers. I loaned my pair to @rowenaaitken #
  • 14:34 I wish I could fold all of my paws under my chin and still be comfortable. #catjealousy #
  • 14:51 Sweet baby Jesus on a two stroke moped... @Noreservations in a suit on GoodFood channel... Outside Context Problem! #Lookslikeascaryhitman #
  • 16:40 SWEET LEMONY FRESH VICTORY IS MINE! #Lulufail averted. #
  • 16:40 In case anyone else runs into the same problem, upload a one-piece cover as a graphics file NOT a PDF and you won't get the barcode. #
  • 16:54 Aaaaaaaaand flump... #
  • 16:55 Good news everyone! nblo.gs/eKpX8 #
  • 16:58 Condition your munchkins to avoid combat by slapping them in the face every time they take damage #badGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:05 Add verisimilitude when the adventure in the sewers by shitting your pants during the game. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:10 Make that inn-based downtime a session to remember by dressing up a homeless man as a wizard and hiring prostitutes to be wenches #BadGMtips #
  • 17:10 Awesome review of A Place Beyond Hell nblo.gs/eKseE #
  • 17:11 Give that session of #Gammaworld an authentic edge by feeding your players polonium in their pizza. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:13 Worried about cheating? Make everyone play naked and roll their dice for them. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:15 Beholder encounter? Shine a high-powered laser pointer at your player's eyes. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:18 Buy a squid and keep it next to a radiator for a week prior to a Cthulhu session. Rub it in someone's face for san loss. #BadGMadvice #RPG #
  • 17:20 Drive the hygiene point home at conventions by forcing players with BO to play troglodytes. #BadGMadvice #GoodGMadvice #RPG #
  • 17:27 Create that all important Steampunk atmosphere by playing up a chimney and smacking any female player who opens their mouth #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:28 Having attendance trouble at your sessions? Addict your players to crack. They'll come back! #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:31 Your descriptions aren't good enough to scare players in horror games? Keep Goatse flashcards to hand. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:42 Create a peasant look by eating 1lb of sugar pulling out three teeth and smoking this will also give you a medieval lifespan #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:44 Want to get more girls to play in your games? Rohypnol. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:53 Get your players emotionally invested in the game by sleeping with them. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 17:55 Off to wash up and help make home made pizza. Pip pip! #
  • 18:47 Increase player attendance by having their partner and children killed by the Serbian Mafia. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 18:47 Medical waste is a great source of game props. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 18:50 Show your players how it's done by introducing a GM PC to pick up the slack when they fail. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 18:53 Get the best out of your game by threats to start a new one with blackjack and hookers #ihititwithmyaxe #badGMtips #notactuallyhookers #RPG #
  • 18:55 Don't feel like GMing? Summon the unquiet spirit of Gary Gygax, ask him about 4e and then have him run Tomb of Horrors #badGmtips #RPG #
  • 18:56 Get tips on suspension of disbelief from Col. Gadaffi #badGMtips #Politics #
  • 18:57 Justify out of character shitty behaviour by NPCs with the phrase 'bitches be crazy, yo' #badGmtips #RPG #
  • 18:58 Defeat Rules Lawyers by claiming The Terrorists Win if you uphold their complaint. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:01 Increase game immersion by running LOTR entirely in Sindarin #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:02 Form an all-star player group to show your group how it's done, GMS, Justin Achilli, Me and RPGPundit would be a good start. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:31 Recreate a NASA feel for your SF game by filling your play room with 70s computers and giving everyone's money to a solider. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:34 Save on game prep time by not learning the rules. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:35 Use your moobs to conceal dice rolls from your players #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:37 Play Exalted with more than four players #BadGMtips #Injoke #NotreallyChris #
  • 19:48 My oscar picks: bit.ly/dL2TCM bit.ly/gn45as bit.ly/godXcE #
  • 19:49 Tattoo important rules onto your body so you always have them to hand. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:50 If they give you lip, threaten to outsource your players to India. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:52 Make your rolls better by clubbing a leprechaun to death with your dice bag #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:53 Help counter power-creep in your games by replacing experience points with head. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 19:59 Create the RIFTS atmosphere by injecting your players with testosterone and LSD, then bashing their skull with hammer #badGMtips #RPG #
  • 20:01 Don't play Conspiracy X, it's ALL TRUE! #BadGMtips #RPG #Invisiblespacelizards #
  • 20:07 Don't worry, I'll get bored of this soon :) #
  • 20:26 To increase randomisation 'train' your cat to chase dice. #BadGMtips #Probablyunnecessary #RPG #
  • 21:03 Having trouble getting players to listen to your descriptions? Pay R. Lee Ermey to shout them instead. #BadGMtips #RPG #
  • 23:20 What should I tinker with this weekend? Finish my story game or do some SLA stuff for the Nightfall forum? #
  • 23:24 What's the LD50 level of orangeyness for corvidic avians? #
  • 23:38 I hadn't seen Repo Men, nice take on organleggers/cyberpunk medics. #
  • 00:34 Ah, the SLA forum's first proper flamewar... *Sniff* So cute. #
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