March 23rd, 2006

Uzi

Musical Mystical Memeage, because I can't seem to work.

1. How does the world see you?
Everlast - So Long
So apparently I'm going to go whack-out and shoot random people.
"But shorty got picked on, Beat on and kicked on, And all his classmates wanna punk him. So with tears in his eye, He catch him in a ride, And told his old man he went hunting."

2. Will I have a happy life?
Teen Titans Opening Theme (English Version)
Fuck knows what this means... maybe I have friends who are superheros?
"With their super powers, they unite (TEEN TITANS!)  Never met a villain that they liked (TEEN TITANS!)"

3. What do my friends think of me?
The Cure: A Forest
Apparently that I'm a lonely old sod in the wilderness.
"Lost in a forest, all alone..."

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Ren & Stimpy: The Happy Happy, Joy Joy Song
Only crazy simpletons and frekish stalkers it seems... I can dig that.
"I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!"

5. How can I make myself happy?
Stone Temple Pilots: Dead and Bloated
Either by dying or becoming some sort of revolutionary figure it seems...
"I am trampled under the sole of antoher man’s shoes, guess I walked too softly."

6. What should I do with my life?
Garbage: Why do you love me?
I haven't the faintest clue, this makes absolutely no sense in the context of the question.
"Why you acting so surprised, You're sick of all the rules, Well I'm sick of all your lies, Now I've held back a wealth of shit, I think I'm gonna choke."

7. Will I ever have children?
VNV Nation: Firstlight
This has no lyrics at all, just music, ominous!
"..."

8. What is some good advice for me?

The Rakes: 22 Grand Job
Get a normal job? Fuck off...
"But he's earning 28, And I'm on 22, It's alright, it's alright, In the city it's alright"

9. How will I be remembered?
The Clash: This is England
A crazy outcast apparently.
"Time on his hands freezing in those clothes. He won't go for the carrot, They beat him by the pole. Some sunny day confronted by his soul, He's out at sea, too far off, he can't go home."

10. What's my signature dancing song?
Propellor Heads: Matrix Lobby Theme
I don't dance.

11. What's my current theme song?
A Perfect Circle: Fiddle and the Drum
It so isn't.  Kind of appropriate for various arguments though.
"Oh, America my friend,And so once again,You are fighting us all,And when we ask you why,You raise your sticks and cry and we fall,Oh, my friend,How did you come,To trade the fiddle for the drum."

12. What do others think is my current theme song?
Everlast: Angel
Apparently that I'm alone in liking it and need more female company.  Not sure what kostika would make of that :P
"She's my Angel, She's my Lover  She's my very best friend, I hate her cause I love her So I hurt her again, Don't want no other lover-Won't go through it again, She's my Angel She's my lover She's my very best friend."

13. What shall they play at my funeral?
Lock Stock Soundtrack: Liar, Liar
Apparently everyone will consider it safe to call me a bullshit artist once I'm dead.
"Liar, liar, pants on fire, Your nose is longer than a telephone wire."

14. What type of women do I like?
The Cure: The Same Deep Water As You
Strange ones that make no sense apparently.  That would seem to fit past experience.
"The strangest twist upon your lips and dissapear. Against your feet and laughing break the mirror. The ripples clear and laughing break. Sweet ’so we shall be together...’ Against your feet and laughing break the mirror sweet"

15. How's my love life?
Junkie XL: No Remorse
No lyrics, just some samples, so I guess we have to go by the title. Make of that what you will :)
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