_grimtales_ (_grimtales_) wrote,
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_grimtales_

Its lunchtime, have some 9/11 humour.

FX: Big title on screen "Captain Obvious" in 'Adventure' font, red and white on a blue field.

FX: Montage of Captain Obvious pointing out various obvious things while the theme tune plays.

*Theme tune*
He states the plain truth - He's Captain Obvious!
He's a super-sleuth - He's Captain Obvious!
If there's a mystery...
It'll soon be history...
Thanks to Captain Obvious!

FX: Waving flag with text over the top: "This week on Captain Obvious!"

Announcer:  "Who was behind the 9/11 disaster killing over 3,000 people on American soil!"

Direction: Enter Captain Obvious in imitation Superman get up, silver suit, blue cloak, New York skyline behind him. The Captain points directly out of the screen at the viewers, smiles and speaks with authority.

Captain Obvious: "Pissed off muslims."

Direction: Camera briefly lingers, then freezes.

FX: Slow fade Captain Obvious and superimpose white letters "THE END"

Direction: Cut to...

FX: Teaser Trailer - Next week on Captain Obvious the Captain investigates the sinking of the Titanic.  Join us then for more fun with THE POWER OF OBSERVATION!

FX: Cut to repeat of opening credits.

*Theme tune*
He states the plain truth - He's Captain Obvious!
He's a super-sleuth - He's Captain Obvious!
If there's a mystery...
It'll soon be history...
Thanks to Captain Obvious!

Dan-dan-dan DAAAAANNNN!

FX: Cut to - Sponsored by Generic Caffeinated Beverage(R) Mmm, caffeine!
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