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Droolburger
11 May 2008 @ 16:23
I found a list of all these quotes I collected that I heard all around London the other day. I think I was trying to start up some kind of Overheard in New York things but instead for the goldmine of stupidity that is the London bus system.

Anyway, some of them were amazing.

Gay: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MEATBALLS? MEATBALLS ARE ON ME.
Scottish: *To me, the overhearer* Would you like some meatballs?
American: YES A SIX INCH SUB PLEASE.
Gay: You owe me your life.
American: I owe you a six-inch sandwich.
Gay: That is your life.
American: Yeah, in your gay little world.
Gay: I never talk about your sexuality!
American: What's there to talk about? I like it straight and I like it hard.
- *everyone in shop looks at them*




Ahaha, maybe I should start doing this again.
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