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Flashy and Pretty

MY NUMBER ONE MAN

Dearest Ianto,

All this hilarity is entirely inappropriate. Snappy-one liners? Growling? DASHING? BED-SIDE MANNER?

I know that love is a many splendored thing but I am entirely unused to you being happy. I suggest you cease and desist with this insanity at once. You should have worms crawling in your stomach and pain in your hidden depths of angst and coffee.

Yours truly,
Sally.

P.S. YOU WIN AT LIFE, THANKS BYE.