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Droolburger
18 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 00:31 This is my favourite beauty pageant ever. #
  • 00:54 WELL IT WOULD BE A BLONDE, WOULDN'T IT? jk jk #
  • 00:55 Cassandra was the best though. #
  • 00:57 This is the best ending to a pageant ever. It's like outtakes from Drop Dead Gorgeous. #
  • 00:58 I could have sworn that European one was Celine Dion. Not even in disguise. #
  • 01:01 I've noticed on the adverts for Russel Brand stand up, no one is actually laughing very much. #
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Droolburger
17 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 13:25 bit.ly/xMt9x I saw this amazing lady last night. #
  • 22:48 These makeover break adverts disgust me. #
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Droolburger
15 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 13:54 No phone again. I am an idiot. #
  • 20:10 I just tried to change the TV channel with my ipod. I need for these exams to be over yesterday. #
  • 01:52 I just had a midnight snack of anchovies. I can't eat biscuits in bed because of the crumbs, Bert and Ernie said. bit.ly/hl1jp #
  • 01:57 OK, so maybe eating 10 small fish at 2am wasn't such a good idea. #
  • 02:05 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY WIRED - WHAT DO YOU SAY I TAKE YOU HOME AND EAT YOUR PUSSY? #
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Droolburger
14 June 2009 @ 05:03

  • 18:36 Things I don't remember from last night, 1) Kissing a stuffed pheasant. #

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Droolburger
12 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 13:50 Kill me. #
  • 14:58 I burnt my hand on the oven. FML. #
  • 15:15 Ouchhhhhh #
  • 20:37 So the hand I burnt is actually quite bad, I didn't think it would come up as a scar. #
  • 21:32 The "Two Foot Tall Teen" is more positive about life than me. I think this is a wake up call to stop being depressed over nothing. #
  • 22:54 Did he just say "I'm really dyslexic and I need my sleep"? Why am I still watching this? #
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Droolburger
11 June 2009 @ 05:03

  • 19:39 No #

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Droolburger
10 June 2009 @ 05:04
  • 13:10 My shoulder are so stiff I literally almost screamed when I woke up this morning. Oh my GOD. It hurts? #
  • 15:03 Revision done today: 0. FML. #
  • 15:07 NGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ADAM #
  • 16:02 bit.ly/16whhq #
  • 16:12 I THINK I BROKE MY CAPSLOCK. #
  • 16:14 The BNP: This is what happens when people don't vote. It is important. I hate anyone who didn't a little bit. #
  • 16:18 Also, Nick Griffin's bodyguards remind me of Crabbe and Goyle. #
  • 17:54 HAHA Adam Lambert is such a freak OH MY GOD. #
  • 18:04 WAIT A MINUTE, 943598 FUCKING PEOPLE VOTED FOR THE BNP? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING COUNTRY. #
  • 18:37 "Eber caught his 13-year-old son looking at gay pornography on the family computer, and turned to his wife and said 'It's official.'" #
  • 21:29 Mary Portas is such a bitch, haha. #
  • 22:14 GODDAMMIT THIS ALAN CARR ADVERT STILL TERRIFIES ME #
  • 22:40 If you say "alcohol" to a BB10 housemate they emit unearthly shrieks and jump up and down. #
  • 23:47 JOHN PAUL MCQUEEN IS GOING TO BE ON EMMERDALE? WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? #
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Droolburger
09 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 21:49 Today I bought trousers, a top, eyeliner, make-up kit, and a handbag. Shit. I think I have an addiction. #
  • 00:10 Can someone tell me if the 'Just for Men: Touch of Grey' advert is satire? I just don't understand how this can be real life. #
  • 01:01 I can tell I'm going to fall asleep in my makeup again. #
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Droolburger
08 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 12:40 I hate studying. I just can't. I can't get out of bed. Also, I am wearing a leather jacket with snakeskin space shoulders. #
  • 14:46 I love my mum. #
  • 23:29 The British public has bad taste. #
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Droolburger
07 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 13:11 Does Ryan Seacrest have an eating disorder? He's always talking about how he's scared of food. #
  • 17:13 I don't want to revise. I want to get drunk. I want to go to the gay ballet again. I want to watch a kid's film at the cinema. I want a dog. #
  • 00:06 I just took a myspace whore photo of myself for the first time in years! IT FEELS GOOD. #
  • 02:33 bit.ly/HzMsz I sent this to Andy today. #
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