She said, "What's a brunette?"
I'm assuming she only knows the results to X-factor and 5-star all-inclusive hotel resorts in Egypt (I think she's been 3 times and never seen the pyramids/a city/an Egyptian person who is not a maid or poolboy at said hotel).
Also, for my party - I bought
Its a TARDIS Zippodrobe (somewhere between a tent and a wardrobe) and it is at once both tacky and amazing. I'm going to set it up for my 18th and have it as some kind bizarre love-tent for the heterosexuals/refugee tent for the homosexuals. I love ebay.
I will soon post a picture of my new hair, its quite nice actually.