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Droolburger
03 September 2009 @ 05:01
  • 11:46 A man came up to me at the bus stop last night with a drum and rapped about my PVC leggings. #
  • 11:48 I got a lot of free vodka from rich people at Whiskey Mist. I don't understand why the richer you are the more free stuff you get. #
  • 11:49 Also, I held up a whole street in Soho because I kissed my girlfriend and someone decided to watch. Gross. #
  • 11:49 Also, I got poked in the crotch. #
  • 11:49 I feel sick. #
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Droolburger
30 August 2009 @ 05:01
  • 00:54 There is a thumping party going on very loudly in my area. So loudly that I can make out every word of Poker Face. It makes me feel boring. #
  • 01:31 I think they're playing Cher now. Gosh no. #
  • 01:52 It's very much a 90s disco. 'Things Can Only Get Better'? I really hope this is the last song. #
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Droolburger
30 June 2009 @ 05:03
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Droolburger
28 June 2009 @ 05:03

  • 23:50 I can't believe somebody fucked up @_ontdai again. Now where am I supposed to capslock? #

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Droolburger
26 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 11:17 One of my best friends has swine flu :s #
  • 11:17 Or thinks she does. Quarantine can't be fun. I'll send flowers. #
  • 16:01 I'M GOING TO THE PROM TOMORROW. #
  • 23:30 IS TWITTER DEAD YET? JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER. #
  • 23:33 So, is he actually dead? Everywhere is reporting just "in hospital", and I don't trust TMZ. #
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Droolburger
24 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 00:45 I just had to physically restrain myself from tweeting Adam Lambert. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? #
  • 00:47 But I do love how everyone says "OK Adam, whatever" to practically everything he tweets. He's so adorably clueless. #
  • 00:58 I would be nuttin without @_ontdai. #
  • 01:33 OH MAN, DID I TWEET MYSELF AGAIN? #
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Droolburger
23 June 2009 @ 05:03

  • 18:26 GUILTY, BITCH. Even after my failure of a witness statement. suck on that, perverts of the world. #

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Droolburger
21 June 2009 @ 05:03

  • 02:22 I DON'T THINK I'VE TYPED IN LOWERCASE SINCE FRIDAY NIGHT. IT'S LIKE MY BRAIN BROKE. #

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Droolburger
20 June 2009 @ 05:03
  • 11:49 Exams done. Thank you and goodnight Orpington college. #
  • 12:23 #followfriday @anachronous @timidheathen @cpfcrox. @wassupeunuch was painted by Jesus himself with a brush made of diamonds and rainbows. #
  • 01:31 OH MAN, BLAIR WARDOF HAS A SEX TAPE. I FEEL BAD FOR HER. ............where is it? #
  • 01:35 MY MUM MADE ME PASTA EVEN THOUGH I WAS PISSED OUT OF MY MIND. ALSO, I TEXTED HER ASKING IF I SHOULD COME OUT TO MY DAD. #
  • 01:52 I DON'T LIKE FEET. EVEN WHEN IT'S BLAIR. #
  • 01:55 WHAT IS THIS ABOUT OLD SONGS OR SOMETHING? ARE THEY RUBBISH? IS IT JUST KISS AND TELL? I AM CONFUSED. #
  • 02:12 bit.ly/j8CO WHY DOES THIS CRACK ME UP SO MUCH? #
  • 02:35 YAFGFHJ #
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Droolburger
19 June 2009 @ 05:08
  • 16:05 Erm... I have an inappropriate crush on Sue Perkins, I think. #
  • 19:57 THE GREEN IS HURTING MY EYES A BIT. #
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