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Massage

I have come to the conclusion that nothing will get between a person and their massage. Nope, nope; massage is like body-crack. Flood warnings, blizzards, ice storms, tornado warnings - it matters not; people will always find a way to get their massage. "Tornado?" they say. "-fuck that! I'm gonna die happy!" (and naked).

It's 8:45 now and the snow has been relentless today. The roads are slick, and there are many a cars in the ditch. I actually am retarded and managed to get my car stuck in the huge snow drift at the end of my driveway while I was trying to get to work this afternoon. Luckily for me, some nice lady and a few of the local wiggers helped push me out.

-Sierra