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Sierra the Shinobi

The educational dilemma

As a small recap, I have recently been accepted to the University of Wisconsin-Madison, the state’s premiere university. I now have to choose between attending UW-Madison or UW-Milwaukee. If my decision were based on the quality of education alone, the decision would be simple. It’s no mystery as to which school offers a better education: that would be UW-Madison. As you probably already know, I plan on studying International Relations with a focus on Politics (as opposed to a focus on economics) as well as Chinese language and culture. I can get a PhD in Chinese at Madison where as I can only get a certificate in general Asian Studies coupled with Chinese language from Milwaukee. The language classes at Milwaukee aren't even as intense as the classes at Madison. What the hell?

Unfortunately for me, the decision is not that easy. Though Madison is somewhat more expensive than Milwaukee, it is not out of my price range - or at least it isn‘t until one considers that the extra cost of living on campus coupled with the price of a meal plan at Madison would run me a couple thousand more in tuition per semester, where as these things would be free to me if I attended Milwaukee. This would firmly place Madison out of my price range, which would also quickly make my decision as to which university to attend.

Things however are not this simple. The reason that room and board and a meal plan would be free to me if I attended UW-Milwaukee is that my mom would move to the Milwaukee area, and I would live at home instead of on campus. My mom wouldn’t be moving just for me though. Her family lives out that way, and now her oldest daughter/my sister lives in Milwaukee too. This is where things get tricky: recently, my mom said that she’d be willing to move closer to Madison if I chose to attend that school. I don’t think that it is right for her to move in the opposite direction of every one who she knows just for one daughter, and I would feel guilty when she quickly became lonely to say the least. However, her moving towards Madison would make it possible for me to live at home, in which case I could afford the better education. Besides, even my mom will admit that no one really comes from Milwaukee to visit us anyway, and we’d only be moving thirty minutes further away from the MKE than we are now. That would be an hour and fifteen minute drive versus a forty five minute dive to Milwaukee.

My mom’s really pressuring me to give Milwaukee a chance, and believe me, I am. I’m trying to consider both schools, pros and cons. To encourage me to choose Milwaukee so that she won't "have to" move towards Madison, my mom keeps saying really depressingly desperate things like, “The mayor is trying to get more Chinese business to come to Milwaukee,” and “I’m sure that Milwaukee will get a lot more classes soon. I bet that they will over haul their program so that it will rival Madison’s! Just give them a chance, you will see.”

Her saying these kinds of things makes me slightly disheartened about the possibility of attending UW-Milwaukee. First off, business is leaving Milwaukee. Second of all, the last time Milwaukee tried to improve their education system, they tried to add a nursing school, but Madison took it. Even if Milwaukee were to randomly choose to over haul their Chinese education out of all of the other educational opportunities and programs available for remodeling, I’m sure that it would take at least a few hundred thousand dollars that the UW system doesn’t have. Even if they were to pursue such a thing, it would take years. I’d already have graduated by the time anything happened, and besides, I don’t think that Milwaukee has it in them to rival Madison in anything anyway. Hell, Milwaukee’s known as “The Brew City,” with more bars per square city block than other city in the US and they can’t even rival Madison (“The Mad City”) as a drunken party school. Furthermore, most of the breweries aren’t even left in Milwaukee; they sold them to South Africa. There goes some more business. Now do you see what I mean by “depressingly desperate” and “disheartened”?

I’m not sure what to do, though I feel like the decision should be so simple. Do I tell my mom to move just for me so that I can pursue the better education? Do I attend Milwaukee whose over all education isn’t horrible, just vastly inferior, especially as far as Chinese is concerned because it makes things easier on the family? I realize that most parents wouldn’t relocate for their kid’s education, so I am completely at my mom’s mercy on this one, and I can’t be anything but grateful that she is even considering moving to help me…but I know that she doesn’t really want to move (though she’s offered to move), and I’m not sure that I should suggest to her that she do so. I'm not sure what to do...
Sierra the Shinobi

The Milwaukee Rumble

The Milwaukee Rumble

Last night, my mom and I went to the local Tough Man competition, a.k.a The Milwaukee Rumble. I always love going to the Milwaukee Rumble; it’s so much fun. Where to begin?

The Milwaukee Rumble is an amateur fighting competition held over a period of two days. The first night (Friday) is meant to weed out the less skilled competitors, but Saturday night is really the main event because that is the night when the championship bouts are fought. Fighters compete in four divisions: heavy weight, light heavy weight, light weight, and women’s. There were no women fighting on Saturday. My only guess is that the women’s tournament was wrapped up on Friday or that there wasn’t enough female competitors to host a women’s division this year. There is a $1000 prize for the winner of each division and a chance to compete in the regional Tough Man competition. I believe that the prize for winner the regional is around $30K, though I’m not sure about this. Half way through the tournament this year, there was a Dwarf vs. Midget/Little People bout which was more like a circus attraction set apart from the 4 main divisions. It was pretty amusing.

The rules are roughly as follow: All punches must be above the belt. All competitors are required to attempt at least seven kicks per round. The reason for this is that if no kicks are thrown, the competition would be considered a boxing tournament, and then it would be held under the boxing federation’s regulations which are extremely strict. This would result in a much classier fight than ye ole Milwaukee Rumble ^_- Kicks are not allowed to the head or groin, but legs and torso are fine. No strikes to an opponents back, spinning backfists, spinning kicks, headbuts, elbows, knees, or grappling are allowed.

The fighters were mostly young men in their twenties although there were a few thirty-something year olds. In my opinion, some of the best fights were between the fighters in the lightweight class. They were absolutely vicious! Maybe this is because the smaller more lithe fighters tend to be faster than the heavy weights. I somewhat know one of the competitors. He attends my martial arts school, however he usually does not attend the classes that I attend, so I don’t know him that well. He took second place in the heavy weight division, which is not too shabby, if I say so myself.

The crowd was composed of about 90% men, and another 9% biker chick. The remaining 1% was “other.” The crowd got loud later in the night after they’d all filled up on beer. It was funny listening to the drunks yelling though it would have been better if they hadn’t been behind me. There were also a lot of old perverts. I’ll just make note of that now.

The ring girls this year weren’t that great. There were four of them from On the Border “Gentlemen’s” Club. First off, they were late, and they were late because they were “getting ready.” What?? What’s there to get ready for? All a ring girl does is take off her clothes, and that takes about a minute. Anyhow, when the ring girls finally came out towards the end of the first round, they had a hard time staying on cue and were frequently late getting into the ring. A couple of them really tried to play their part, but I don’t think that the other two really gave a f*; they weren’t that into it. Not that I can really blame them given the grody old grandpas who were out in the crowd.

Over all, it was a good night. The whole tournament must have lasted until midnight. At the end of the Milwaukee Rumble, before the heavy weight champion was announced, the ring master called for Jim "The Teacher" Shanklin to step up from the audience. The Teacher is a two time champion who will be returning next year to compete again. Mr. Shanklin is a black belt from my martial arts studio. He was competing in the first Milwaukee Rumble I attended, so this is very exciting news to me. I am looking forward to next year.