I'd just like to promote my new film. Yes, you should go see it?
Why I hear you ask? Well let's just say it's worth a viewing, as my good friend Bing Crosby is in it.
It's called Holiday Inn and is a charming film about Christmas, and Bing and I fighting for girls!
Plus Bing sings the most beautiful song ever, it's called White Christmas.
And of course, I do a few dances, one involving fire crackers, surely that's worth a viewing?
Pictures to come!
Bing, how about a round of golf?