...good advices...

flaming june
8 July
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To drive a woman crazy, sprinkle nutmeg in her left shoe every night at midnight.

If someone has bitten you, put some chicken manure on the wound and all your enemy's teeth will fall out.

If a baby is teething hard, let a dog kiss him in the mouth.

To make the chicken stay at home, spit in its throat and throw it up the chimney.

To silence an owl, place a shovel in the fireplace. Squeeze your wrist tightly, or turn your pocket wrong side out. Don't mock an owl.

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